Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Yuck! Imagine getting settled in your seat on a plane, going to sleep and waking up to find that the man sitting next to you is masturbating and has jacked in your hair! Ug! Fucking disgusting! I don’t know if I’d sue American Airlines, the airline with which she was flying, unless I knew for …
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Here’s a new kind of creepsake, only this one you don’t keep, you eat it. How would you like some German sausage made from the blood of military airmen?
I have two questions. The first is why haven’t we asked the second one before now. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s ask the big question. For years, we have gotten searches for “how to vomit,” “how to make yourself vomit,” “How do you vomit?” Is ralphing really that confusing a …
Ug. Remember when I wondered if humans actually tasted pet food? Well, now we know the answer is yes! I’m gonna hurl.
Blech! A canned cheeseburger? I know it’s for outdoor adventures and stuff, but…blech! Has anyone ever tried one?
Ug! I’ve been upset that people have left their clothes unattended when I needed the machine, but never have I thought it would be a good idea to take a dump on their load of laundry! Gag! What a thought! He’s in jail, and I think if someone bails him out, they will be hunted …
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Oh dear, oh dear dear. Someone is seriously disturbed, disturbed enough to study farts in graphic detail. I mean I’m all for studying those things we don’t like to talk about, but…getting volunteers to eat beans and then fart into bags via rectal tubes and then get other people to sit there and have syringes …
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Well, it’s official. We can get KFC failure piles in sad bowls in Canada now, but instead of “famous bowls”, they’re calling them “chicken bowls”. I still look at that and go blech! But I’m curious as to why they’re selling so well. Anybody know? I don’t think I’m brave enough to try one. And …
Gees, with the amount of money people pay to have desserts at this eatery, you’d think the eatery could afford to call an exterminator. Nope, so it’s shut down. No one will be buying $25000-sundaes anymore. Jesus! $25000? Why? You’re going to eat it! I know it has eddible gold and the finest cocoa, but…you’re …
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If you thought lead-laiden products from China were bad, what do you think of hair bands made of recycled used condoms? Yup, used. How the hell do they dispose of used condoms in China that someone could get access to them? Does someone have to go through the garbage looking for them? *gag* And worse …