Run And Spill My Curly Fries, Run And Spill My Curly Fries…

How about a soundtrack? Good luck getting that out of your head. And the Newsroom 11 intro at the end just made me feel every bit of old that the commercial hadn’t already gotten around to. Now on to business. Pretty much immediately, we get a good sense that there’s something not quite right about …

Our House Is Haunted By A Vitamin Hating Ghost

I’m not one to believe in things like ghosts and spirits, but this is a little weird so what the hell, let’s write it down. Most nights we fall asleep listening to Those Old Radio Shows on CHML. On the weekends, that often means waking up to infomercials by Purity Products, who would like very …

No! No! Not Again!

Brother Brad unexpectedly dropped this into my inbox this afternoon. Guest posts like these are always welcomed, especially on days like today where I spend a bunch of the afternoon getting the newly cracked pipe under our kitchen sink fixed and then cleaning up after it. If ever you get the urge to send us …

Stop Eatin’ And Abusin’ Those Energy Drinks, You Fat Bastard

If you listen to most of your Blue Jays games on the Fan like I do, you’ve probably heard those Harvey Brooker Weight Loss For Men commercials. We (especially Carin) have more to say about him whenever we actually do audio again, but right now I’d just like to point out that even after however …

Come See Me Today For A Dan Good Keel

Well damn it all…or maybe I should say Dan it all. Before I left for CSUN, Steve’s sister said that she heard that Dan of Dan’s Discount Windows and Doors died suddenly. For anyone not close to here, that wouldn’t mean a whole lot. But he has a huge warehouse that sells…well…windows and doors, and …

Weekend Audio: Blue Jays Are Assholes!

Here’s a wee bit of unplanned audio for you all. Last night, Carin got worked up about the stupidity of a radio commercial. That happens around here from time to time as you know if you’ve been around a while. Well, she really got going, but unfortunately there was no recording equipment in reach. An …

The Following Post Is Brought To You By Canada’s Shiny New Advertising Volume Rules

Since this is one of those things I’ve harped on a time or six, it seems only fitting to make a note that the day has finally arrived! Rules barring loud TV ads go into effect Saturday Saturday means September 1st, so as of now, you should be able to turn on your tv without …