Here we have a fellow charged with indecent exposure and open lewdness after two separate incidents. The first was the flashing of a McDonald’s drive-through worker while the second, which took place almost two weeks later, involved our friend and his friend (if you catch my drift) pulling up beside a woman in a Rite …
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Somebody Needs To Stop Getting Inspiration From His Last Name And Street Signs
Sadly, this story makes me not want to buy anything from thrift stores ever again. But on the other hand, it does make a nice addition to the names tag. Arrested and charged with indecent exposure after being caught sitting on a couch in a Salvation Army store with his pants around his ankles and …
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Sorry, You Can’t Have It Your Way
Here comes another guy showing off his whopper at Burger King. It says here that Joseph Kovaleski would come into a burger king several times, sit in a booth facing employees, and pull out his thing and continually touch it. He claims it’s all lies, and he would never have done such a thing. But …
The Do It Yourself World Tour Rolls On Top Of Guelph
Neither of these incidents will ever find itself in the bad time for whackin’ off hall of fame, but they’re worth a mention since it’s rare that this sort of thing happens here in guelph, home of Vomit Comet World HQ. Even better is that both of them happened in completely different places…on the same …
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Sir, That’s Not A Traytable. Please Take It Out Of The Upright Position
Update: Pearce has plead guilty to a misdemeanor and will be sentenced August 19th. He’s currently free on $25000 bond and has already been ordered to undergo a mental evaluation and get counseling as conditions attached to that freedom. Air travel can at times be a stressful, boring experience. But there are better ways to …
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Pictures Of Littluns, Gave The Cops An Eye Full
Here’s the story of John M. Kohler. Someone called the cops, complaining that he was outside wacking off to kids walking by. They came and found him lying on his back on his porch. When they asked him for ID, he told them they could come in while he looked for it. I guess he …
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Everything I Do, I Do It For…Somebody Over There, But Certainly Not You
The best excuse for public masturbation I’ve seen in forever comes courtesy of somewhere in Louisiana’s Paul Payton. Yes I was beating off in my car down by the dock and sure this woman certainly could have seen me, but I wasn’t doing it for her. I was doing it for a different woman that …
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What Are You Doing Here? The Sign Says Soft Drinks
Cue the jokes about soda jerks and pop machines. Oklahoma City police responding to a report of shoplifting at a local grocery store found that shop wasn’t the only thing lifting, shall we say. Police arrested 31-year-old Marshall David Osbrone on April 15 on indecent exposure charges after someone alerted police to a man touching …
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Come See The Dangly Side Of Sears
From the worse than bad explanations for doing amazingly stupid things department comes the story of Robert McDonough. The 39-year-old now former Cincinnati police officer was sentenced in February to 8 days of community service, 2 years probation and a $250 fine. He was also banned from going near Sears stores since that’s where the …
Semen, Semen, Everywhere, But No More In Her Drink
Michael Kevin Lallana, who’s charming dating story you can catch yourself up onhere,has beensentenced. He’s been ordered to spend 6 months in jail followed by 3 years on probation, and he also must register as a sex offender. I’ve got nothing more to add, I’ve made all the jokes I can come up with in …
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