This is another perplexing one. But I’ve noticed a pattern. New Years kisses and kissing after singing Christmas carols can lead to bloody amputations. Eek. This one happened between a man in his 70’s and his 50-year-old wife. They sang Christmas carols, he went to kiss her good night, and she bit his tongue right …
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He Should Be Sentenced To Work The Drive-Through When His Friends Drive By
Just what the hell is so ha ha ha ha funny about these fire in the hole pranks? The idea is you’re going through the drive-through and after you get your food, you yell “Fire in the hole!” and you throw it on the employee. Woo wee! Sounds like a great way to spend your …
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I’m Messed Up In The Hospital, Smacked With Refried Beans
I really have to wonder if Dezmen Silas was taking lessons from the guys who brought a meat thermometer to a theatre. It’s the only way I can explain why he had a can of refried beans at a nightclub! Carlos Harris, a bouncer, asked Silas to leave because he saw him light up a …
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It’s Road Rage Raspberry!
Wow, these two drivers need to chill out. After playing a little game of cutting each other off and tailgating each other, one of them decided to hurl a carton of yogourt at the other. The other didn’t like this much, so whipped out a gun. Luckily he did not shoot it. They each called …
You’re Setting A Bad Example For Our Son, And I’m So Angry About It That I Have No Choice But To…Set A Bad Example For Our Son
Adyan Sanchez is right about one thing. It was wrong for her boyfriend Roberto Olvera to call her a bitch in front of their 1-year-old son. However, I can think of a thousand better ways for her to have made this point thanthrowing a plateful of tamales on him. According to a police report, deputies …
These Are Beans? I’ll Bean You!
Meet Frederick Wilkes, a man who doesn’t want to be without his ricotta cheese. He, his wife, and a buddy of theirs were going to have lasagna. But when he opened the fridge and found there was only beans in a container that once held the beloved cheese, the blows began to rain down. He …
Give Me All Your Money Or I’ll…Liven You Up With A Rich Creamy Taste!
Wow. Now robbers are using bottles of dressing as weapons, and not even bottles of dressing they brought with them. They just grab one off the store shelf and hold it like a gun. Too bad the person who he aimed the dressing at had an actual gun. I did have to chuckle that the …
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That’s Not What’s Meant By Mustard Plaster
Food feuds, how I love thee. This one involves a dude launching a mustard-covered corn dog at his girlfriend. I love all the trouble Will Greenlee went to in order to bring us this food feud in all its glory. Not only do we have a mugshot of the accused “corn dog chucker”, but we …
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I Guess They’ll Be Cartin Her Off To Jail
This isn’t the best food feud story I’ve ever seen, but it counts. A 28-year-old woman has been arrested for twice vandalizing the car of her ex-husband. During the first incident, police say the womancracked eggs on the vehicle and squirted ketchup into the front seatwhile his roommates watched from a distance, telling her that …
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Mmm…A Buttery Chest?
What the hell? A woman came home from work to find her home was being invaded. The armed men bound her son with duct tape, searched the house for money, and…made the woman melt butter and pour it on her chest. Somehow, the butter had cooled before she poured it on herself, so she was …