It’s always nice to see a family doing things together. Whether the task at hand is holiday shopping, preparing Christmas dinner orteaming up to beat down an old guy who won a tug of war over a shopping cart,the spirit of cooperation that the holidays seem to bring out in all of us can’t help …
Category Archives: food feuds
True Grits
Jesus, this is almost as crazy aspouring boiling oil on a guy because he bought the wrong chicken. Carolyn Brown, 44, was charged with second-degree battery Wednesday after she allegedlypoured a pot of hundred degree grits onto her sleeping boyfriend following an argument.As it happens, second is also the degree of the burns the victim …
Smackum, America’s Favourite Raw Weapon
Carin and I and nobody else I know for that matter have ever argued about what kind of bread to eat at dinner. It seems like one of those things that nobody could possibly get worked up about. But as it turns out, some people take this kind of thing very seriously. People like 53-year-old …
Who’s The Boss
Daniel Boss’ wife: I wish to argue with you. I shall yell at you at this time.Daniel Boss: I do not wish to argue, but since you insist, I shall respond by calling you names.Daniel Boss’ wife: The names with which you are addressing me are not pleasing to my ear, so I feel it …
I’m Sorry About All Of This, It Was Just One Of Those He Said, She Vandalize Type Situations
You’re a teacher. One of your co-workers makes some comments about you that you don’t particularly like. What do you do? If the police theory is accurate, what you do if you happen to be Brenda Sue Rawls is round up a 7th grader from the school you teach at, some sardine juice, condoms and …
Sibling Pievalry
I was beginning to wonder how it could be that we made it through a holiday based pretty much entirely on food without hearing about anyone getting beaten with some of it. Well,good things come to those who wait.Thank you, yet to be identified Texas brother and sister. The 26-year old brother from Texas City …
My Milkshake Brings Out The Rage In The Customers And They’re Like, You Can Do Better Than That. I Could Teach You, But Instead I’ll Throw It At You
Ok, it’s time for a tale of…let’s spin the wheel of alliteration…milkshake misadventure. Yeah, that’ll do nicely. Today I give you the story of an unidentified 48-year old man who just wanted a cool, refreshing shake. To satisfy his craving, he decided to head to an area Dairy Queen drive-through and order one. Unfortunately, what …
It’s Finger Charrin’ Bad
Wholly fucking crap! That was my reaction upon readingthis,which could very well be the peak of the food feuds tag. The story goes that Mohamed Wahani asked roommate Sahal Said to buy some chicken for him. Said did, but he apparently bought a whole one instead of a quarter. This so infuriated Wahani that after …
It’s Bud The Spud, And It Lands With A Thud
It appears that houses aren’t egged anymore, they’re potatoed, as a 64-year-old Buffalo woman can attest. There’s not much to the story, except I thought it was funny that she said it was shot from a potato-cannon, as if implements specifically designed for hurling potatos have been invented. Maybe I’m unenlightened. Have they?
Put The Roommate In The Coconut And Beat The Guy Up
Normally a fight between roommates over money wouldn’t warrant a post here, but when the weapons of choice in such a fight includea porcelain bowl, a wooden carving and a coconut,that’s afood feud,baby! The Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office reported that the 44-year-old man was charged with robbery with a weapon and false imprisonment after …
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