More fury involving food. What a waste of perfectly good barbecue sauce and pickles to throw them on a car two nights in a row. They didn’t even manage to do any damage. What a weird way to get revenge.
Category Archives: food feuds
You Say Potato, I Say I’ll Fucking Kill You. Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off. I’ll Even Throw You The Phone!
Ooo! More food feuding. This was over undercooked potatos and burned bread. Oh, and the chick was drunk, but still.
Lemon Salad: Coming Soon To Your Prison Cafeteria
It’s been a surprisingly long time since we’ve had any culinary kerfuffles on which to report, but today I give you 2 for the price of 1. First up is a case of bitterness from Boca Raton. Mandi Valentine, 40, was arrested and charged with simple assault after she threw several lemons at her husband …
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Gone-ba’s Pizzeria
I hope that after the pistol-whipping hit the news, goomba’s isn’t doing so well. those words were spoken by me in January of this year after I read the story about that guy getting tooled by the owner of a pizzeria when he complained the place got his order wrong. Well, truer words were never …
I Like My Fries Assaulty
How better to start a Friday morning than with a family food fight? No better, I say. Dennis Hickman III, 16, seems to really like his fries. So much so that when his mother, 52-year-old Sheila Ross wouldn’t share some of hers with him, it made him so mad that he beat her with a …
She’ll Get Lots Of Bread…Bread And Water
The last one wasn’t an absolute food fight. This one is. Ava Maria Gordon, yes, that’s her name, stabbed her father during an argument over a dinner roll. A dinner roll? Seriously? Her father’s dead now, she could be in prison for life, all because of an argument over a dinner roll.
Load The dishwasher Yourself, Ya Grumpy Old Man
It isn’t quite a food fight, but it’s pretty close. Meet Joseph Frank Strauch. If he doesn’t like the way you’ve arranged dirty dishes in the dish washer, he’ll hit ya and beat ya and choke ya unconscious. He’s also been known to steal bags of groceries from other people and when they object, punch …
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A chiliing Effect
Woohoo, food fight! Back a couple of weeks ago, we learned that a bowl of chili was dumped on a nagging wife. Now, a bowl of chili was used as a weapon to fend off burglars. the weirdest thing was the burglars didn’t want money or jewellery. they wanted the woman’s medication, and it wasn’t …
>Cheesed Off
>Woe there Michael Jay Richardson. Easy there big fella. Just because your girlfriend forgot cheddar cheese when she went for groceries doesn’t mean you can kick in the bathroom door, smash her car windows and break off two of the car’s door handles. How about going to get the cheese, or waiting until morning? I’ve …
I Bet He’ll Be Going Stagg For A While After This One
Not sure about you folks, but when I find myself in an argument,the thought that I could solve everything by opening a can of chili and dumping it on the other personisn’t one I’ve ever had. Then again, that could simply be because I’m not Edd M. Johnson of Stuart, florida. I’ll say this much …
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