Well, we have more singing things, only this time, they’re old technology. But they wish us a merry Christmas. That definitely takes some talent.
Category Archives: gadgets
All I Really Need Is A Song In My…Belly?
Fredrik Hjelmqvist, please explain to me why on earth anyone else would want to play audio from their stomach. You did it, and you’re weird, but why in hell would anyone else want to? Yup, that’s what he did. The owner of a hi-fi equipment shop put a battery-powered device inside a capsule and swallowed …
This Idea’s Got Crash Written All Over It
I just saw a story about a personal aircraft requiring minimal training and no pilot’s license and my mind screamed nooo! It didn’t stop screaming when they referred to these things as “Segways of the sky.” Yeah, because we need people flying planes like they drive Segways. That’s comforting. I know that each of these …
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OMG TEH MEAN MAN JUST TOOK MY PHONE!
This is just one of the many reasons why it’s a bad idea to sit near the front at a comedy show texting like an asshole. Nothing makes me more angry than seeing someone in the audience texting while I am doing my show. Its incredibly rude and, unfortunately, it is becoming more and more …
Our Voting Experience
I meant to write this post earlier, but I got hit by a wave of tiredness. Yes, I know part of the reason for the tiredness is me being a toolbag and playing Uno until 3 in the morning last night. Not smart at all. I just had to write about our experience voting because …
Battle Of The Synths
Here’s a little screenreader comedy to start off your day. Eloquence and ESpeak have a duel! At first, I got bored because it was this Harry Potteresque duel, but oh oh oh, it gets better. Stick with it. For those who don’t know, Eloquence has this tendancy to crash if you write something like w …
Thanksgiving, and Other Rambles
I just felt like rambling, and since the blog may get a little quiet over the next couple of days because Steve and I are both running off to Thanksgiving stuff, what better time for a ramble fest. First, happy Thanksgiving to all the Canadian readers. Hope you have lots of yummy food and pleasant …
There’s A Tap For That
Thanks, Jen, for the lead on this one. You know, when I read about things like Bartab for the iPhone, I’m starting to think people should get back to using that old Phonebook. We’re forgetting the reason why we do things. With Bartab, you can use your iPhone to buy your friend a drink. It …
I Hate To Split Hairs, But This Ain’t A Splitter!
Remember when I was ragging on HumanWare and I said I was afraid the power-splitter would arrive sans end? Well, yesterday, my fears were realized. What I got was a doo dad that would hook into the charger, leading out to three even wires. None of them had the cable connector required to connect splitter …
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Kindling Fear On The Bus
Hey there Lahcen Qouchbane. When you’re driving a bus, your eyes and concentration are supposed to be on the road, not on a Kindle. Read when you’re not driving a large bus full of people through morning traffic, thank ya very much. I guess someone took the cell phone video, at which point the driver …