Can’t Figure Out How To Re-inflate My Head Without A Trackball

I bet I can guess the next person tofall down a manholeorjog melon first into a treebefore the story hits the news. Without a doubt it has to bethis woman.So concerned was she with letting people know her every move on Twitter and lamenting the loss of her trackball that she completely missed the bank …

OMG IM FALLIN IN2 UR P00P!!!1!

Not sure how to feel aboutthis one.The manhole definitely shouldn’t have been left uncovered and unattended, but had Alexa Longueira spent less time fucking about sending text messages and more time watching where she was going, she probably wouldn’t have fallen into it. Yes, there’s a lawsuit on the way, who still asks dumb questions …

Making Those Electric Death Bringers A Little Less Death Bringy

This is a big step in the right direction, and hopefully whatever is decided will be adopted worldwide. My only issue is with the sound coming out of these things being anything other than engine noise. Musical ringtone type noises? No thanks, too distracting. Ringtones are everywhere, and I know there’s going to come a …

Want To Win a Blackberry That Talks?

Whenever I would go home to dialupville, I always drooled at my brother’s Blackberry. While I’m fighting with a computer that’s half dead and using dialup, he’s sitting there click clickedy clicking his way onto google with no trouble. I would drool and drool, but I knew that Blackberries werent’ accessible. That isn’t true anymore, …

CRTC Makes Pretty Cool Ruling

This is good news! The CRTC has made a ruling that, among other things, blind and deaf folks whill have better access to accessible cell phones and text messaging, and there will be better captioning and description on TV. I think the coolest thing I saw in there was that every wireless provider has to …