New Cell Phone Risks Cause Panic Among Assholes A new medical report showing that excessive cell phone use may increase the risk of cancer has sparked widespread fear among the nation’s assholes, prominent assholes confirmed today. For years, America’s assholes have talked relentlessly on their cell phones — while waiting on supermarket lines, sitting on …
Category Archives: gadgets
Give Yourself A Robot Hand
Ever find yourself in the mood to jerk off but not in the mood for all of that pesky physical effort? Is your favourite hand broken and you’re not good at switch hitting? Do you have a spare 60 bucks lying around that you wouldn’t mind dropping on useless crap? If you answered yes to …
More Musical Videos With Unexpected Musical Instruments
Wow. Somehow, when I found that other oddly musical video, I missed this one! For some reason, I find this one more impressive, who knows why? All I know is someone’s played a lot of Mario Brothers. This one, on the other hand, leaves me going oh lord. I should be impressed, but it didn’t …
Continue reading “More Musical Videos With Unexpected Musical Instruments”
Floppy Wars
Wow. Um, I can’t imagine the shape this floppy disk is in now, but it sure made some fine music before dying. And whoever made it do that…um…should I call him/her talented, or a big loser? You be the judge.
UR A Dumbass
To me, the saddest thing about this here story on walking and texting is that no mention is made of anyone being killed. You can’t tell me that the world wouldn’t be a lot better off without people like this guy. Despite the obvious hazards to person and pride, many mobile texters show little sign …
Picking Criminals’ Brains For Evidence
This whole brain electrical oscilation signature thing makes me a wee bit, well no, a whole lot, nervous. They’re using it in India to convict people of murders and they *say* that it reveals whether or not you actually experienced something versus whether or not you just read about it. I just feel like there’s …
The UroClub: For When You Can’t Have A Do Over, And Don’t Want A Spill Over
I don’t know what really needs to be said about this thing, it pretty much speaks for itself. Attention Male Golfers! How many times has this happened? You arrive at the golf course, and soon you’re on to 18 holes with your best buddies. After drinking sport ades, water, beer, and whatever, you’re on the …
Continue reading “The UroClub: For When You Can’t Have A Do Over, And Don’t Want A Spill Over”
This Is Not A Brilliant New Idea
Here’s a message for Mike Yamamoto. Before you wrote this, it might have been a good idea to do justa touch of research. if you had, you would have learned that this phone is far from a novel idea. In fact, why should we be thrilled about a concept cellphone when we can use lots …
Top 10 Strangest Anti-terrorism Patents
It’s been said that nothing is accomplished without a little bit of trial and error, and boy have I got some error for you people! This is a rundown of some of the stupidest anti-terrorism inventions to ever receive patents. There are some real gems in here, including… Passenger Control System During Flight U.S. Patent …
Sparky, It’s For You
Uh, in what world are ringtones that only dogs can hear something we would want? You’d miss your cellphone ringing, but your dog would go bananas. Yeah, sounds good. Or, maybe it’s a big fat scam. but I guess it can’t really be a scam, since they’re giving them away for free. I hope they …