Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
If you want to make it easy for the cops to catch you driving drunk for the seventh time, feel free to drive the wrong way, forcing your fellow motorists off the road as you go. But if that’s not enough of a gift, definitely do be sure to smell of liquor and make sure …
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Michelle passed this along with the subject line “best name for a flasher ever.” If it’s not the best, it’s certainly waaaaaaaaaaay up there. Ottawa man with Indecent Act and Mischief (Ottawa) – The Ottawa Police Service Sexual Assault and Child Abuse Section have charged a 62 year old Ottawa man following an incident at …
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The story of Edward Cocaine the drug defendant looks to have taken off online, with what feels like more mentions than usual in this type of case springing up all over the place. It’s even inspired this list of other criminals with ironic names. Most of the good ones have found their way here through …
Recently arrested on drug charges in Florida was one Edward Cocaine. He went and ruined the obvious perfection by getting popped for Xanax, though. And you bet I used that title as an excuse to post this.
So it appears I’ve got another thing on which I must keep an eye. Thanks to Michelle, I have learned of the existence of the annual Name of the Year Tournament, won in 2013 by one Leo Moses Spornstarr. Let’s recap: the 2-seed out of the Chrotchtangle Regional manhandled #15 Junior Lomomba and crushed #7 …
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I’ve seen a lot in the news about Google Glass, but to be honest, I haven’t paid that much attention to any of it. At least I hadn’t until today when a couple of stories caught my eye. But before we get into those, I’m sure some of you are wondering Steve, what the hell …
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You can tell it’s the start of a new year when the check out the stupid ass names that got inflicted on children articles start coming out. Today, we’re traveling to the United Kingdom, where the Bounty Parenting Club has compiled various lists and statistics on this year’s child abuse…sorry, baby naming trends among British …
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Remember Heath Campbell, the charming Nazi fellow? Apparently he’s still in the business of having kids and saddling them with Hitler-related names. He’s now up to 9 of them with 5 different women, believe it or not. His latest, Eva Lynn Patricia Braun Campbell, was taken away from him in November. “They kidnapped her,” said …
There’s nothing overly special about this story, aside from the fact that whomever the police ultimately pin the crime on will forever be known as the guy publicly masturbating in the parking lot of someplace called the Short Pump.
Remember, it’s not just merchandise and a good spot in line that are worth fighting over on this most joyous of trumped up holidays. After all, if you can’t park, you can’t do either of those things. Sheriff Brian Hieatt tells WVVA it happened in the Walmart parking lot. He says two men, 61-year-old Ronnie …
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