Ug, more UK bullshit. Maybe I should say “yuck.” I should have known this was coming, after folks in Britain wanted to eliminate the word “black” from “Ba Ba Black Sheepp”. The National Children’s Bureau wants daycares and preschools to root out racism in their pupils. Yup, that’s right, they’re on the hunt for racist …
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Dude, Next Time, Pack A Lunch!
Wow. This whole greyhound beheading thing just keeps getting weirder. Now, there are articles saying that Li cut off pieces of flesh from the victim and ate them. What the hell happened in this guy’s brain? Was he really that hungry? I mean, they just left a rest stop. Couldn’t he have bought a sandwich …
Was He thinking About, Or Smoking, Another Herb?
Um, oops. Poor Anthony WorrallThompson, famous chef and owner of six restaurants. He made a rather large mistake in a magazine article suggesting new salad recipes. He told everybody that he recommends using the weed henbane in salads. Um, apparently Henbane is highly poisonous! Now the magazine has had to issue a correction on its …
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I Feel Bad Making Fun Of An Obituary, But…
You know you’ve found your calling as sanitation worker when your name is Ricky Dumpit. It’s sad the guy’s gone, but that name caught my eye.
A Sure Fire Way To Make Me Cry
Ok, this isn’t fair. If we can take kids away over mistakenly-buying alcoholic lemonade for them and call in the Children’s Aid dogs because a psychic said so, how on earth does this still happen? How? Just tell me how the fuck this is possible.
They May Lose Your Luggage, But You May Lose Your Child!
And I thought forgetting your kid in your car was bad. How in the blue bloody christ do you forget your four-year-old in the airport? I know you have four other kids, but how do you not even notice until the plane has taken off and the pilot informs you that your little daughter isn’t …
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Humpkin
If you live in the neighbourhood of Edwin Charles Tobergta III, don’t put a plastic, inflatable pumpkin on your porch. If you do, he might hump it.
More Info On The Greyhound Bus Incident
Well, it looks like our greyhound bus passenger-beheader has been identified as Vince Weiguang Li, and the mystery deepens. Li has no criminal record, doesn’t have a lawyer, isn’t saying if he’s getting one, hell, he’s not saying a single word. He just likes to give the courtroom floor a thorough looking-over. I love how …
You Have The Right To Remain In Your Room
I keep forgetting to post this. This deserves a post because, for one, it’s part of a theme of kids stealing police cars and taking them for a ride, and second, there’s a beautiful quote in here. The difference between the story above and this one involving Myko Lee Coker is that this kid’s in …
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Luny Landlord
I don’t think Richard Ott thinks like a sane person. He’s a landlord, and tenants were a couple of months behind on rent. So, at 2:30 one morning, he crashed his hummer into their home, tried to kick the door down, then yelled to the woman on the phone with 911, “Tell them it’s the …