Here come the Romanians again, time to give Steve another nickel. Two senators are trying to pass a law that demands that an equal proportion of the news on TV and radio be about happy things as sad ones, because somehow, they think it will improve folks’ mental health. I don’t buy that. I think …
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Want Some N Words? How About Nitwit, Or Nincompoop, Or Numbskull?
Um, do you think it’s a good idea to make a racial statement by putting a t-shirt on a white kid that has the n word on it and sending her off to her 90% non-white school without so much as having a talk with the kid about the shirt? You wanted to protect her …
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Rated S For Stupid
Three things about this class-action lawsuit filed against the makers of Grand Theft auto over hidden sex scenes: The leader of the legal team who got more than the actual people who filed claims has the last name of Lesser. A woman who bought the game for her kid had no idea there was stealing …
It’s a Nice DayTo, Start Bidding
To Kelly Grey: Hmmm. Do you really think auctioning off a bride’s maid’s spot in your wedding party is a good idea? I mean, I guess it could work, but so much could go so wrong. You’re putting a lot of trust in a random stranger. And, what will you say when you look at …
Creepy
The story of kids being trained to perform sex shows is scary enough. Now I hear they’ve been left in the care of someone who has been charged with sexually assaulting a child 18 years ago. Ug. It makes me shiver. I know he was just charged last week. That had better turn out to …
Whose Day?
Hey. Here’s a message to all the Scottish teachers who decided to ban Father’s Day Card-making in their schools because some kids don’t have daddy and they’ll feel left out. You can’t shield them from father’s day. It’s freaking everywhere. Won’t it be even more obvious to little Johnny that his classmates are not being …
Not A Very Apt Name
God Lucky Howard can’t be his natural name. Whether it is or it isn’t, it’s time for a name change since he was busted for selling cocaine near a church, and he can’t be that lucky since he’s been busted for things before.
A Trusting Soul
Would you lend your car to a man you had only known for a month who you met through your son who is now in jail and you didn’t know his name, you only knew him as Weasel? If so, you’re stupid. Good luck getting your car back.
Don’t Open That Wide!
Oh boy, here comes Wesley Meyers into the ranks of the horrible dentists files. How in hell do you drop not 1, but 2 tools down the same patient’s throat? How big was this poor old guy’s throat? After it happened once, wouldn’t you be way more careful? Why did the old guy still go …
It’s A Storm For Sure!
Uh, how about waiting until you offend some folks with epilepsy before changing the term for having a meeting from brainstorm to thought shower, because now, you’ve offended them. Yeah, political correctness is nuts.