>He’s violating a protection order and his name is Robert Stalker. How fitting.
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Ya Still Wanna Be A Cop?
Wow. I wonder if it’s a sign that before -Timothy Pochran even started his job as a police officer, some druggy crashed into his police cruiser. Either the criminals are just going to land in his lap, or he may wanna choose a different career.
The Voice Doesn’t Help Her Case
I probably wouldn’t have cared about this story until I heard the chick’s voice. Run the flash movie. She sounds like she’s either drunk as a skunk or stoned out of her mind. And excuse me, but who didn’t know that swearing at a judge in court isn’t cool? I guess Sarah Muller didn’t. She …
My Baby Has Gone Down The Plughole
How the hell could a kid get his fingers so stuck in the bathtub that firefighters needed to essentially ruin the bathroom to get him out? That’s nuts!
The System Is Guilty Of Sucking A Dick
What kind of world are we living in when somebody canmolest a little girl in publicand face up to 6 months in jail, but somebody elsepulls the old pretend to find a rat in the food trickand could be looking at 3 and a half years? Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with …
Forgiveness? The Gall!
What is it about this priest’s molestation that made the church actually do the right thing? Was it that he molested a girl? Na, priests have gone to their dying day without facing consequences for molesting both boys and girls. I think it was the fact that he did it on a plane, in view …
This Is Not A Brilliant New Idea
Here’s a message for Mike Yamamoto. Before you wrote this, it might have been a good idea to do justa touch of research. if you had, you would have learned that this phone is far from a novel idea. In fact, why should we be thrilled about a concept cellphone when we can use lots …
We Have The Right To Make You Forget
Um, that’s creepy. Apparently, if tasers don’t work to subdue somebody, police can call a perimedic to give somebody a shot of Versed. This stuff is often used when giving somebody a colonoscopy to sedate them somewhat and make it so they don’t remember what happened. If that’s what they used with me when I …
This Could Get Really Messy
What an ugly situation this is for all involved. This is one of those ones where I can see both sides. On the one side, we have Catherine Blow, who wants to go to a certain restaurant and eat. The only problem is she has Huntington’s disease, and it’s gotten so bad that she kind …
The Truth About Stupidity Is Out There
Uh, um, what? There’s a man out there who….*tries to stop laughing* who…*cackles* can’t tell the difference between…*doubles over howling* a flying saucer and…hahahahahahahaha…*snort* the moon! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I bet he felt stupid after his call was held up as an example of the kind of call that 999 doesn’t need to take. If he didn’t, …