I don’t know about you, but for me, dunking my feet in a tank full of toothless carp so they can nibble off my dead skin does not sound like a cool way to be pampered. Maybe my feet would look nice after, but I don’t know how the rest of me would feel.
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They Do Say The Guilty Always Sleep, But Isn’t That Supposed To Be After They Get Caught?
When I first saw this story, I didn’t care about it, but upon closer inspection, I can’t stop laughing. I laughed so hard that Steve wondered what was so goddamn funny. Well, what do you think of the image of a couple of drunken fools breaking into a store, stealing a bunch of patio furniture, …
DNA: Do Not Assume
Here’s a creepy thought. Next time a DNA match is used and the odds are something crazy like 1 in 150 billion or 1 in 3 trillion, don’t be so sure of those odds. What really sucks is the FBI doesn’t want to get to the bottom of this, in the hopes that we can …
Monkey Bars
It’s complete and utter conflict time again. Meet Debby Rose and her service animal, Richard. She is being barred from lots of eating establishments and stores because of him. What is he? a monkey! What I really don’t like about this story is at no point is the monkey’s behaviour mentioned. Then there’s the matter …
>Nice Backpedaling, Fellas
>‘Don’t be afraid,’ says Quebec artist who criticized McCartney Luc Archambault said he didn’t mean to suggest McCartney wasn’t welcome in the provincial capital, where the singer plans to play a show on Sunday marking Quebec City’s 400th anniversary. He said he simply wanted to make a point about his desire to see Quebec artists …
Who Writes This Stuff And What Grade Is He In?
These 2 lines of text have been driving me nuts all damn day,especially the last sentence. Wellington County OPP have collected almost 350 marijuana plants from two farms outside of Fergus. The farmers called police after they noticed the plants growing among their corn. Police remind landowners that July is the month when marijuana plants …
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They’ve Almost Done It!
Proposed George W. Bush Sewage Plant makes ballot If you need a little background, the original post I did on this is here.
He Sure Can
I realize child porn is a serious thing, but I can’t help laughing any time somebody with a name like Gordon Beacock goes through the system. Yes, the guy’s name is Be-A-Cock.
Well, Now We Know Where His Inventory Comes From
Add one more item to the list of things I don’t understand. Why, if you own a bicycle shop, would you A need to steel a bike to begin with and Bget another guy to do it for you?
If You Wonder Why The World Is In The Shape It’s In, Just Look At What Passes For National News
I’m not a coffee drinker at the best of times and I think there needs to be a special place reserved in hell for anybody who charges or pays more than $4 for a cup of the stuff. Maybe that’s why I have such a hard time figuring out why there’s been so much fuss …