The Voice Doesn’t Help Her Case

I probably wouldn’t have cared about this story until I heard the chick’s voice. Run the flash movie. She sounds like she’s either drunk as a skunk or stoned out of her mind. And excuse me, but who didn’t know that swearing at a judge in court isn’t cool? I guess Sarah Muller didn’t. She …

The System Is Guilty Of Sucking A Dick

What kind of world are we living in when somebody canmolest a little girl in publicand face up to 6 months in jail, but somebody elsepulls the old pretend to find a rat in the food trickand could be looking at 3 and a half years? Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with …

This Is Not A Brilliant New Idea

Here’s a message for Mike Yamamoto. Before you wrote this, it might have been a good idea to do justa touch of research. if you had, you would have learned that this phone is far from a novel idea. In fact, why should we be thrilled about a concept cellphone when we can use lots …

We Have The Right To Make You Forget

Um, that’s creepy. Apparently, if tasers don’t work to subdue somebody, police can call a perimedic to give somebody a shot of Versed. This stuff is often used when giving somebody a colonoscopy to sedate them somewhat and make it so they don’t remember what happened. If that’s what they used with me when I …

The Truth About Stupidity Is Out There

Uh, um, what? There’s a man out there who….*tries to stop laughing* who…*cackles* can’t tell the difference between…*doubles over howling* a flying saucer and…hahahahahahahaha…*snort* the moon! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I bet he felt stupid after his call was held up as an example of the kind of call that 999 doesn’t need to take. If he didn’t, …