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The best word I can come upwith to describe this one is what the fuck? Timothy J. Placko was stopped by police in Port St. Lucie, Florida, who noticed his van driving down a wooded trail Sunday night. I don’t quite know how to describe what happened next, so some snips will have to do. …
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It’s things like this that make me wonder why I bother getting up every morning. A man was hit by lightning and killed during Tuesday night’s violent thunderstorm in Toronto. Witnesses said the 29-year-old man was struck while taking shelter under a tree at Christie Pits in central Toronto at about 8 p.m. An autopsy …
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The story of Brett Tyler Schatte would have been a pretty good one even without being able to play the name game. I mean you know it’s been a hell of a night when you’re finally hauled into the clink after walking naked into a convenience store at 10 to 3 in the morning, eating …
Theodore Pressman, you’re a douchebag. Why else would you leave your elderly and somewhat disabled parents locked in a hot car for 3 hours? Now your dad’s dead and you wonder why.
Ok, so now we have a stupidity war. We have penis cream stupid versus ozone treatments via vaginal blowing stupid. Yeah, and going up and down on the bed and saying “Oh boy!” is necessary, too. And the woman’s dead now. Where was her common sense? This guy must be a total scumbag. I’m sure …
This will get the What The Fuck department moving. Why in hell would a guy put a gun to another guy’s belly, demand money, then lead him over to his car, then give him a great big huhg? Was he hoping that if he hugged him, he wouldn’t get reported to the police? That’s just, …
It’s not very often you hear about a thief doing something good. But this one may have just saved a whole bunch of people. A known criminal decided to break into an abandoned red van, but once he got inside, he was freaked out by what he saw. There were cups of white substances, cans …
>The next time you feel like bitching about a few spam emails finding their way to your inbox, stop a moment and spare a thought for poor Colin Wells, who receives around44000 of the things every single day. According to ClearMyMail, a company that appears to have saved this poor bastard’s internet life, his totals …
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There’s a great article in the Washington Post about the European Union’s ridiculous fruit and vegetable regulations. Reading it leads me to a question. How can anybody possibly stand living there? I know government is horrible everywhere for all kinds of reasons, but lord love a duck, just look at some of this crap! Consider …
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Here’s your free advice for the day. If you’re planning on robbing a place or 2, it’s a good idea to bring your own getaway vehicle. Police said, early Friday morning, John Opperman-Green robbed a 7-Eleven on Orange Blossom Trail. When he left the store, he tried to get a ride with some men he …