>I’ve looked at restaurant bills and thought I’d take a heart attack, but I’ve never thought faking one to get out of paying the bill was a good idea. But apparently Robert Farnum has been known to do this several times a day. He’ll leave the house with no money on him, saying he won’t …
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Attention All Future Psychotherapists, Psychologists and Psychiatrists
Meet Sasha Bennington. She is going to need a lot of help once she grows up and maybe her modeling career doesn’t pan out. She will realize that she was used by her completely psycho mother, Jane, to live out her dreams of becoming a model vicariously through her little girl. Jane has claimed that …
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Why I Don’t Donate Money To Most Charities And Neither Should You
When you cut that nice, fat check to your charity of choice, do you know where the money goes? If your answer is no, well, all I can say to you isprepare to make a mess in your pants. In a lot of cases, far less than even half of every dollar you donate goes …
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Roscoe, No! That’s Not A Dog Bone!
This story of a dog gnawing off its owner’s toe is so great. First, there’s the idea that it happened. I guess Linda Floyd has no feeling in her feet due to diabetes, she had a hangnail, put a bandage on it, and went to sleep. AS she slept, dear little Roscoe the miniature dachshund …
Story Time With Steve
Police: Drunk Woman Slept In Neighbor’s Home This story isn’t particularly funny, but posting it is a good excuse to tell one of my own that’s significantly better. In fact it’s one of my favourite stories to tell, but this is going to be my first crack at writing it down so I hope I …
Now We Know Where The Ass In Embassy Comes From
The fairies at the Canadian Embassy in Washington have pathetically caved to thewhinging of the folks from Impératif Françaisand offered anapologyfor the poutine poster. Does it not strike anybody else as odd that nobody has bothered explaining for what it is that we’re supposed to feel so sorry? In my case it’s that my country …
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Hopefully They Have A Family Suite.
No officer, I didn’t report my son for driving around in your stolen cruiser. I just don’t see it as a big deal. What do you mean I can come with you? Police said that the 13-year-old boy was known to them and that he was a good kid until recently. They say that he …
Dear Impératif Français
Please, get a life. But before you go, please also explain to me what is so horribly offensive about a picture of Samuel de Champlain eating poutine, and why people in English Canada would give even half a shit about a picture of one of our prominent figures doing the same to a hotdog. I’m …
Don’t Make Me Come Out There And Kick My Ass!
Wow, I think Mesa, Arizona has its own modern-day Norman Baits, hopefully minus the dead, pickled mom part. But he did a find job of convincing neighbours with his voice that he was two people . He also broke some windows to make them really think a good argument was going on. Yep, definitely a …
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Oopsie Daisy
I’ve talked about wrong side surgeries in Rhode Island, operating room fires, and people walking around for 25 years with surgical towels still inside them. So I shouldn’t be shocked and appalled to learn that California hospitals make a lot of mistakes, but I am. Maybe it’s not the number of mistakes, although 1002 oopses …