30-Year-old Scott Mitchinson was tragically killed in a freak accident on June 19th. It is believed that he met his end when he stepped on an exposed electrical cable that had been obscured by flood water. Mitchinson’s father told the media when reached for comment that the news “came as a massive shock.” Wherever young …
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I’m All Shook Up, Even Though It’s Mandated That I Be Less Shook Up To Prevent Illness
I hate ragging on the UK so much, but when I see things like this it’s hard not to. We can all agree that heart disease is a big problem, but be truthful, do any of you actually think that governmentsspending piles of money on new salt shakers that only have 5 holes instead of …
Pay No Attention To The Man In The Squad Car
HopefullyMercedes Greenwas trying to get herself arrested so she’d have a place to spend the night, because if not I’m left to wonder how she made it to age 19 being such a frightening level of stupid. Jenkins wore a suit and tie in an unmarked police car, according to his arrest affidavit. He said …
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If We Did This To The Brains Of The Bureaucrats I Bet We’d Find The Same Result, Too Small
Sweet Christ this is stupid. Tim Down sells fruit in a market. Recently he was subject to an inspection to make sure that everything was ok. It turned out that about 5000 of the kiwi fruits he was planning to sell didn’t meet European Union saleability standards. You might be thinking to yourself “good, I’m …
He’s Gonna Be Someone’s Prison Table
Arthur Price Jr., the picnic table molesting Ohio man wereported on back in Marchhas beensentencedto 6 months of…well…hard time. He pleaded no contest to charges of “disseminating harmful material to juveniles and public indecency” and is now a felon. I wish I had a snappy way to end this, but I’m coming up enpty. Feel …
Water On The Brain
I wasn’t going to post about this, since I already think that paying for bottled water and describing it like wine is absolutely bone stupid. but there is one thing that won’t leave me alone about this story. It is this part, right here. Desalinated seawater from Hawaii, meanwhile, is being sold as “concentrated water” …
Happy Birthday To You, Your School Is A Zoo, You Don’t Like Two Classmates, So No Party For You
This is ridiculous. Who would have thought a parliamentary ombudsman would be required to settle something to do with a kid’s birthday party? But after reading this bullshit, the ombudsman should be involved. A kid in Sweden wrote out invitations to invite who he wanted to *his* birthday party. Because he didn’t invite two kids …
That’s So Redacted
It’s pretty frightening that anybody would trust a group like the American Family Association to deliver the daily news to begin with, and it gets even worse when you find out that they’ve gone so nuts as to start changing any and all references to the word gay to homosexual. Yes, that does indeed include …
How Thoughtful!
I’m not sure why exactly this amuses me so, but it does. Police have recaptured a jail escapee who, in an apparent attempt to say sorry for slipping away on ya like that fellas,left a rose made out of toilet paper for one of the prison’s administrators. When Camacho-Mendoza escaped, he left behind a rose …
It Has A Nice Ring To It
If you’re a registered San Francisco voter, please, for the love of God signthis petition! A group calling itself the Presidential Memorial Commission is trying to ghet a proposal on the ballot for November’s elections that would see one of the city’s sewage plants named after George W Bush. They say that a President who …