Shiver! Shiver! Imagine reaching into your washing machine and finding an eight-foot snake! I can’t stop shivering! Hey, Jill, I wonder if it was Boo! Damn this story, damn it to hell. I have to do laundry tomorrow. Now every time I reach into the washing machine, I’m going to hear, “Hissssss!”
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The UK Finally Gets One Right
We love picking on the UK here because they make it so simple, so it’s only fair that we now and then make mention of things they get right. British drivers face jail for causing death by dangerous driving The use of mobile phones is also treated robustly with the Council advising that if an …
>From The Outhouse To The Penthouse
>Wow, there’s actually some hope for the people in India who are stuck cleaning sewers and toilets. There’s a guy out there trying to give them an alternative. Hopefully he can help a lot of them. Whenever I think about the idea of someone cleaning up human waste, it makes me sad.
>If He Changed His Name, Would He Stop Being One?
>He’s violating a protection order and his name is Robert Stalker. How fitting.
Ya Still Wanna Be A Cop?
Wow. I wonder if it’s a sign that before -Timothy Pochran even started his job as a police officer, some druggy crashed into his police cruiser. Either the criminals are just going to land in his lap, or he may wanna choose a different career.
The Voice Doesn’t Help Her Case
I probably wouldn’t have cared about this story until I heard the chick’s voice. Run the flash movie. She sounds like she’s either drunk as a skunk or stoned out of her mind. And excuse me, but who didn’t know that swearing at a judge in court isn’t cool? I guess Sarah Muller didn’t. She …
My Baby Has Gone Down The Plughole
How the hell could a kid get his fingers so stuck in the bathtub that firefighters needed to essentially ruin the bathroom to get him out? That’s nuts!
The System Is Guilty Of Sucking A Dick
What kind of world are we living in when somebody canmolest a little girl in publicand face up to 6 months in jail, but somebody elsepulls the old pretend to find a rat in the food trickand could be looking at 3 and a half years? Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with …
Forgiveness? The Gall!
What is it about this priest’s molestation that made the church actually do the right thing? Was it that he molested a girl? Na, priests have gone to their dying day without facing consequences for molesting both boys and girls. I think it was the fact that he did it on a plane, in view …
This Is Not A Brilliant New Idea
Here’s a message for Mike Yamamoto. Before you wrote this, it might have been a good idea to do justa touch of research. if you had, you would have learned that this phone is far from a novel idea. In fact, why should we be thrilled about a concept cellphone when we can use lots …