Bonnie Ashley says she wasn’t dumb, she was desperate when she got married 11 times, each ending in divorce, and the last three marriages/divorces were with the same man. But I can’t help but disagree with her. Let’s look at a few choice quotes from the desperate woman herself. “I was desperate, not dumb,” Ashley …
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Hurt In a Car? Don’t Call Brian Loncar!
Woops. It’s never good when you’re a personal injury lawyer, your specialty is helping people with lawsuits to do with being hurt in car accidents, andyou cause one by not yielding to a fire-engine, and you’re the worst hurt. Hopefully Brian Loncar doesn’t try to sue himself, since he appears to be the negligent one. …
Was It A Winner?
I guess Ronald D. Wittenberg will never know because he was trying to scratch it off while walking down train tracks and…scratch scratch scratch…he never heard the horn blowing…scratch scratch scratch…from the train…scratch scratch scratch…as it blew for 45 seconds straight…scratch scratch scratch…as it came up from behind him…scratch scratch scratch…and got him! They never …
>It’s A Legal Matter, Baby…Or Is It?
>Here’s a quick note to girls everywhere. Don’t date Lance R. Stelzer. If you do, and then things go bad, he may sue you. If that’s not bad enough, in the discovery phase, he may ask for things like: “Each and every page of your ‘journal’ which mentions, references, or contains name Lance R. Stelzer.” …
>The Most Successful Failure Ever
>So, the moral of the story of William Topaz McGonagall is even if you suck heartily, and people throw rotten fruit at you as you recite your horrid poetry, keep going in your suckalicious fashion, because when you die, people will love you for your complete lack of self-doubt in the face of tons of …
Enjoy Your New Penis, And Don’t Forget To Thank The Guy Who Gave His Life For It
Thismakes me angry almost beyond words. The Ontario government has announced that it will resume covering sex-change operations under it’s health insurance plan in the near future. This is the same health insurance plan that does not cover things such as eye exams, not to mention the same health insurance plan that had my family …
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omg ur wrong lol rotflmao
A new study released by 2 researchers from the University of Toronto claims that rather than hurting the English language,the use of instant messaging is actually making it stronger and making people more articulate. I don’t know what data they’re looking at and really, who am I to call bullshit on scientists, but I feel …
I Think The Cops In Gerald Need A Little Fraud-Prevention Retraining
Wow, first we have a fake firefighter, now we have a fake drug enforcement agent! He sure picked a good town to screw up, only consisting of 1200 people, and a police force consisting of the chief and five officers, and a big meth problem. Now two of those officers and the chief have been …
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Touch Gloves, And Come Out Ready To Defend Yourself
We established long ago thatpunching out a jury member during your trialis a bad idea, and now, thanks to William Lehman, we can tell you thatlaying a whoopin’ on your public defender in open court with everybody watchingisn’t a good idea either. In fact, it’s such a bad idea that doing so could see you …
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Ride ‘Em Cowboy
I’m not trying to be insensitive or anything, but I have to ask. If you’re holding a “gay rodeo” with the idea that it will help fight stereotypes, why in God’s name are people dressing goats in pink underwear and decorating cows? To me that just seems…gay. “This proves that we are normal,” said Jen …