Toronto Mayor David Miller hasannounced plansto ban shooting ranges and gun clubs because he thinks closing them down will help put an end to gun violence in the city. Of course he’s absolutely right, because history has unquestionably shown how dangerous Olympic athletes and gun collecting hobbyists have been to our existence over the years. …
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Obey Your Thirst, Except When Riding A Horse!
I have so many questions about this story. Juliet Brown, 9, was riding a horse with her dad. She got thirsty, so they stopped and got a pop. When she opened it, the horse spooked, bucked her off and dragged her for a mile and a half. Not surprisingly, the poor kid died. So now …
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Well Who You Callin’ Moon Pie, My Real Name Is Michael…
That’s a new one. Is it good enough to belong in the oompa loompas/Egypt-obsessed stranglers/drunken stuffed dog-screwers/teddy-bear plant stand shrines files? I’m not sure, but it’s weird. Picture this old guy in a convenience store buying some stuff. As he leaves, he gets ker smucked in the shoulder by a random yellow bag. It happens …
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Thanks For The Free Weed, Dumbasses
Dog misses planted drugs in Japan, customs embarrassed A customs agent hoping to test Narita airport’s sniffer dogs put 142 grams of cannabis into the side pocket of a randomly selected suitcase, officials said. “The dog couldn’t find it and the officer [then] forgot which bag he put it into,” a spokeswoman told journalists in …
Take That, Plastic Problem
After seeing this video, I got thinking about something I read the other day that could help a lot with all the plastic we produce. Daniel Burd, a 16-year-old kid, has founda couple of strains of bacteria that, when combined, can break down plastic! Yeah! Hopefully we won’t find out later that this could cause …
I Think I’d Rather Be Humped
Police Blotter newspaper columns are some of the most entertaining and confusing things you’ll ever read, often leaving you with more questions than answers. One example of this springs immediately to mind, and now here’s another one out of what appears to be Lake Park, Florida, though Small Town Misfit is claiming Palm Beach. On …
Was He a Rhinestone Cowboy?
This story isn’t too funny, maybe chuckleworthy, because a deer came crashing into a hair salon. but what’s more funny is somewhere out there, there’s a wildlife conservation officer named Glen Campbell. Hee hee hee hee!
Moving UP In The theft World
Well, looks like they decided to charge the assholes who swiped that Girl Scout’s cookie money, and at least one of them has moved on to bigger and better things, only now we have her name because she’s 18. Stefanie Woods pleaded no contest to leaving Denny’s without paying. All the little punk has learned …
Wouldn’t It Be GreatIf Everybody Had A Gun?
Don’t piss anyone off in Butler, Missouri. You may wind up full of lead. Why? Because tons of people carry tons of guns in their cars. Now, there’s a car dealership who is taking advantage of this love for things that go bang boom pow. If you buy a car at Max motors, you can …
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It Just Never Ends
Naked man jumps on cars in Avila Beach A naked man was arrested Saturday on suspicion of trying to have sex with a taxi cab in Avila Beach, authorities said. Cody Eugene Williams, 27, of El Dorado Hills, was found about 6:15 p.m. on First Street wearing only his birthday suit and simulating intercourse on …