Why on earth would you cut up noodles with a steak knife while they were cooking on the stove? What the hell? Had this man never cooked before? Well, I guess he’ll never cook again, and his kids will never be the same.
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If That’s Not A Security Breach, I don’t Know What Is
Wow. Gary Sinnott is a far more honest man than I. If I had a website that was similar to that of a naval base, and people were too stupid to verify where they were sending confidential emails, and the emails were getting to me, and I’d let the military know and they said “na, …
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Eat Them Up, Yum!
Here’s a new kind of creepsake, only this one you don’t keep, you eat it. How would you like some German sausage made from the blood of military airmen?
Miss Bloody Hands
Just imagine a girl dressed up in an evening gown taking out a knife and, as her talent, skinning a muskrat. Hey, if a girl wants to skin a muskrat and be a beauty queen, go ahead. Just the thought of the two together seems kinda creepy.
The Drinkin’ Bone’s Connected To The Namin’ Bone
This one’s a bit old, but when has that ever stopped us before? Charged with vehicular assault and obstructing a law enforcement officer after a crash last October isGlen Alan Casebeer,who went above and beyond the call of duty to ensure that his story was as funny as possible to folks like you and I …
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Shockingly Stupid
Ok, who thought this idea would work? Can I zap them too? In Wales, there’s a woman who can’t stop calling 999 and uttering fake bomb threats and such. Thelma Dennis often does this when she is drinking. So, after 60 convictions, they decide to try a weird therapy on her. They tape electrodes to …
They Don’t Get Much More Naive Than That
Apparently, there’s a site where women who don’t think their boobs are big enough can go ask for donations so they can get implants. The men who give the money just want videos of the boobs in exchange. I’m not going to sit here and criticize the site, or the men who donate. If they …
The Peace Temple, Or The Piece Temple?
What is it exactly about a monk slipping under a lawnmower that was in disrepair that keeps making me laugh? Is it the fact that that monk was the one responsible for the machine’s maintenance? Did he not repair it because he thought God would protect him if he slipped under it? Is it the …
Alright Gentlemen, Put Your Hands Together For Busted!
I’m not posting this because I find it odd that somebody would go as far as faking a carjacking to try to keep out of trouble even though I’ve never understood doing that because it never works, I’m posting this because the idea of a 27-year-old stripper doing so because she lives with her parents …
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Today’s Dose Of Hahahahahaha!
Ok, the way I thought things happened was if you worked hard at something, it paid off. But that certainly didn’t happen for this guy who hated seatbelts. He went to all the trouble of rigging up something to make it look like he was wearing a seatbelt. What happened to him? He died in …