I saw a story all about this woman who keeps getting declared dead by government computers when she’s not, and a statement jumped out at me. after someone dies, Social Security releases that person’s personal information on computer discs. He said the information is sold to anyone who wants it, like the Web site Ancestry.com. …
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Tax Dollars Well Spent
Federal minister apologizes for joke he’s not sure he told Federal Fisheries Minister Loyola Hearn has apologized for a joke he’s not sure he made, responding to a complaint from a politician who didn’t hear it. Joan Burke, Newfoundland and Labrador’s education minister, demanded Hearn apologize Wednesday for telling what she called a sexist joke …
He Didn’t Know His Defense Was Dead Until The Trial Was Concluded
So, we’re expected to believe that Mark Dixie happened upon a woman lying in a pool of blood and covered in stab wounds in a driveway, decided that this was one hot babe, screwed her and didn’t realize she was dead until he was done, and his DNA was found in another woman who was …
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Go! To Sleep Airlines
It’s never explained in this article why they think pilots fell asleep while flying and overshot their destination. Come on! It was a 45-minute flight! Just imagine that voice recorder. Let’s hope it didn’t capture any z’s. All I can say, in this case at least, is thank god for autopilot. Then again, maybe it …
>I’d Rather Be In Jail Than In The Ground
>Here’s a piece of advice for women who have suicidal, homicidal x-boyfriends and the police tell you that if you call them one more time about him, they’ll arrest you both. If you really feel he’s going to kill you, go ahead and call. you’ll be in jail, but you’ll both be alive. god damn …
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Dear Anti-vandal – Please Put Your Hands Where I Can See ‘Em
61-Year-old Janusz Nowak of Sosnowiec, Poland, has had it with vandalism. To show his displeasure, he recently decided to send a message to his local hoods in the hopes that, I guess, they might just see the error of their ways and go out and get new hobbies. His message? “Dear Vandals – please stop …
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A Big crush
This story is just weird, not because of what it is, but the way it’s being reported. A girl in a high school in Scotland was walking down the hall, and bent to pick something up, I’ve heard shoe in one place and pencil in another. But what she’s picking up doesn’t matter. What happened …
Things That Make Ya Go Blech
Ug. Remember when I wondered if humans actually tasted pet food? Well, now we know the answer is yes! I’m gonna hurl.
I Guess It Beats Repeatedly Asking "Do You Love Me?"
Oh lord. Now we have a mobile service in Korea grading a caller’s sincerity level. They’ll even send the person paying for the service an analysis of the conversation, broken down into affection, surprise, concentration and honesty. Part of me wants to see how well this works, and part of me wonders how many Korean …
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Oh Wear the Damn Turbin! See If I Care!
To all Sikhs who want to ride a motorcycle, but don’t want to wear a helmet because it violates your religious rights, I have one question. Will you be able to remember your religious teachings if your brains are turned to soup in a motorcycle accident while you wear your turbin and not your helmet? …