Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
>Here’s a piece of advice for women who have suicidal, homicidal x-boyfriends and the police tell you that if you call them one more time about him, they’ll arrest you both. If you really feel he’s going to kill you, go ahead and call. you’ll be in jail, but you’ll both be alive. god damn …
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61-Year-old Janusz Nowak of Sosnowiec, Poland, has had it with vandalism. To show his displeasure, he recently decided to send a message to his local hoods in the hopes that, I guess, they might just see the error of their ways and go out and get new hobbies. His message? “Dear Vandals – please stop …
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This story is just weird, not because of what it is, but the way it’s being reported. A girl in a high school in Scotland was walking down the hall, and bent to pick something up, I’ve heard shoe in one place and pencil in another. But what she’s picking up doesn’t matter. What happened …
Ug. Remember when I wondered if humans actually tasted pet food? Well, now we know the answer is yes! I’m gonna hurl.
Oh lord. Now we have a mobile service in Korea grading a caller’s sincerity level. They’ll even send the person paying for the service an analysis of the conversation, broken down into affection, surprise, concentration and honesty. Part of me wants to see how well this works, and part of me wonders how many Korean …
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To all Sikhs who want to ride a motorcycle, but don’t want to wear a helmet because it violates your religious rights, I have one question. Will you be able to remember your religious teachings if your brains are turned to soup in a motorcycle accident while you wear your turbin and not your helmet? …
Hey there Chrystal Kolinski! Explain something to me. Please explain this, because I cannot wrap my head around it. If you met a random man in an adult video store, and you became friends with him, and he kept asking you to drink some random fluid and capture you on film doing it, wouldn’t you …
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College courses seek to protect church tills from embezzlers
Ya know, if ya steal a hummer from another state, that vehicle shouldn’t be your vehicle of choice to use to transport you to the welfare office to collect benefits.
Hmmm. Is it a good idea to force a circus act to continue for another year just because the contract says so, when it involves one person firing a crossbow at another’s head if the shootee is the shooter’s recently estranged husband? I know the show must go on, but isn’t this a little too …
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