Airbags Don’t Kill People, People Kill People

It’s gotta be bad when you’re not safe with your own son, and then you’re left for dead by EMT’s. It’s never explained why this poor woman’s son hit a parked car and then drove into a bank, but what is explained is how her son was pulled from the car by emergency medical technicians, …

My Zebibah is Bigger Than Your Zebibah

So, explain this to me. If according to Islam, everybody is supposed to pray the same amount, and men and women are both supposed to pray, and it always involves putting your nose and forehead to the ground, how come Egyptian men are just now developing a zebibah, egyptian for raisin, or callous developed from …

Ho Ho Hope I haven’t Been Ho HO Hosed Again

Well, it looks like, if this is the truth, I’m going to have to swallow my rage at the removal of the words “ho ho ho” from Australian Santas’ repertoire. It appears that wasn’t even close to the truth, or so the folks who trainSantas in Australia claim. They say they only told them to …

>Try And Dig Yourself Out Of This One

>Wow, this Minneapolis cop should run off with this Orlando cop to the island of assholes so they can never be seen again. When you’re a police officer, and there’s a bus full of old women stuck in a snowbank, you don’t a. refuse to help and b. give a lady who’s going to shovel …