>What a Realistic Likeness!

>Wow. Talk about driving the point home with symbolism. At Kennesaw State University, a sculpture was unveiled showing Earth, and featured a statue of environmentalist David Brower. Three months later, it collapsed, and, clearly visible in the rubble was an engraving that said “our fragile craft.” Creepy! Officials blame water damage and inadequate adhesives, but …

Eeewwwww! Having Sex with a Consenting Adult! How Repugnant!

I know there are some ugly things in this story, but there are some beautiful things too. This is one of those times when you see people get what’s coming to them. This whole series of events is just twisted, so I’ll have to lay the whole thing out. First off, 29-year-old Neil Havens Rodreick …

Hey! Buddy! You do have the Right to Remain Silent, you know!

Um wow. Just when you don’t think you can possibly hear of someone being more stupid, you read this story. I can no longer write. I’m still laughing. A Monroe man allegedly was amazed when told his estranged wife’s boyfriend survived a Nov. 30 knife attack, Snohomish County prosecutors said Thursday. “What? I thought I …

Are Thoughts Flukes for Fluckes?

Here are a couple of tips for the would-be user of a counterfeit cheque: When you pull into Wal-Mart and you see 40 police cruisers in the parking lot, it is wise to suppose that perhaps now is not a good time to use the cheque. If you decide to push on, thinking that the …

Until Death Do Us Part? So We’re Talking Five Years?

When I first saw this mentioned in News of the Weird, I laughed. Now, when I read more, I still chuckle, but it’s less funny and more thought-provoking. Let’s start off with the funny. Would you believe that 30 death row inmates have online profiles on dating sites? I didn’t at first either. They’re real …