Oops, Wrong House

If you think you’re having a rough day, take a look atthis poor bastard’s story. It’s a touching story of boy meets girl in a rape fantasy chat room, boy and girl arange a meeting, boy breaks into wrong house and tries to fantasy rape wrong woman who retaliates by hoofing him in the bag …

If You’re Eating Right Now, Stop!

I found this story the other day while I was doing research for the radio show but I just never got around to throwing it up here. Speaking of throwing things up, like the title says, stop eating before you read any further. I’m serious about this. This story, as far as I can tell, …

Don’t Be Sexist, Chicks Hate That

Canada’s National Action Committee on the Status of Women announced today that it is in financial ruin and is pretty much out of money. The group appealed to the government to forgive all of their unpaid taxes in an effort to help them deal with their debt. You know, if I had a sexist side …

Truth Is Dumber Than Fiction

Just when I think I’ve seen the stupidest thing I could possibly see, somebody comes along and tops it. Ok, this story actually more than tops it. It not only takes the cake, I think it baked the fucking thing. I can’t remember which town this happened in but honestly it’s not that important to …

Irony At It’s Finest

If you ever find yourself needing to define irony for somebody, forget the dictionary and just point themhere. It seems that Eminem has filed a nice hefty lawsuit against Apple Computer, specifically Apple’s iTunes music download service for of all things, get this, copyright infringement. Acording to Em and his music publishing company Eight Mile …