German Man Sues Easter Bunny “The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people’s sweet tooth.”
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Whore On Terrorism
One of Italy’s most famous porn stars has offered her, uh, services, to Osama Bin Laden in exchange for him stopping all of the attacks. Money quote: “My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
This One’s For The Ladies
It’s official, donkeys are better than housewives.And don’t go hating on me for this one either. It’s in a school textbook, so it’s got to be true.
Nice Going, Captain Hook
Bad idea: Using artillery shells as paperweights.Worse idea:Using those paperweights to crush bugs. There’s nothing I could ever hope to add to this other than I’m glad this guy was never a teacher of mine, and how great would it be if the bug ended up surviving?
The Terrorists Have Won
High School officials in Fort Myers, Florida haveturned down an invitation from the organizers of London’s 2007 New Year’s Day parade,because they feel that the members of their school band would be “safer in America” than they would be in England due to a greater likelihood of being victims of a terrorist attack there. “What …
How To Spot A Baby Conservative
All you have to do is look for the whiny ones,at least according to a new study done by people who don’t seem to mind pissing off religious gun nuts. Personally I’m not sure how seriously I should be taking this whole thing, but I have to admit, it’s an interesting theory. If nothing else …
Arresting People For No Good Reason, What’s More American Than That?
The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has announced that the State has begunsending undercover police officers into bars to arrest drunk people for being drunk. According to commission spokesperson Carolyn Beck, the first of the sting operations, which are designed to prevent drunken mishaps before they happen, took place recently in a suburb of Dallas and …
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You Don’t Have the Fucking Guts!
Do something for me. Go to google, and type in Nicole Freeborn, and tell me what you find, boys and girls. If your google page is like my google page, you’ll find a whole wack of screaming, ra ra ra-ing and whining. About what you say? Well, this chick claims that she was sexually assaulted …
Here’s A Man Who’s Got His Priorities Straight
Russian to take porn mags to the grave.
Yes Sir, Yes Sir, 3 Bags Full…Of Complete PC Horseshit
Officials at a British Nursery school have ordered that the words to Baa Baa Black Sheep be changed to Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep so as not to offend any of the kids. I’ve gone on and on about the stupidity of things like this more times than I care to think about, so I’ll leave …
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