Female kidney turns lumberjack on to housework. Maybe it’s just me, but this is by far the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
Category Archives: news
This Makes Sense in Whose World?
The other day when I heard about the huge suicide bombing that killed over 100 people on the news, it got me to thinking. What could possibly be going through the mind of the suicide bomber before he detonates his big pack of explosives? Think about it. He’s standing there in this crowd, knowing full …
Angels We Have Heard on High, Tell Us To Go Out and Buy!
Well Happy New Year, hope the holidays were good, I’m not going to even think that they were restful. After all, whose Christmas holidays are? And as for the title of this post, no no no, I’m not funny enough to come up with that on my own. That was a stolen lyric from Tom …
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Thought Salad, Munch Munch!
Well hello all. I hope everyone’s having or has had a good holiday, and is now full of turkey/desserts/whatever else you might have eaten/drank over the past few days. I had a good holiday, it was pretty cool to see my sister back on this side of the pond since she spent almost 2 years …
The Year In Weird News
This showed up in the email today. I know none of these are fakes, I remember seeingmost of them while doing radio research and such. NEW YORK –The Easter Bunny was hopping mad but kept his cool after being socked by a boy, a Wal-Mart greeter was sacked for showing a lot more than customers …
Breathe In The Name Of The Law!
Mayor wants to ban death. “The mayor of a Brazilian town is trying to bring in a law making it illegal for residents to die. “Mayor Roberto Pereira da Silva, of Biritiba-Mirim, came up with the idea because the town’s only cemetery is full. “He wants to bring in a law that would see relatives …
How Did They Miss That?
Woman sent to male prison. According to police in Buenos Aires, Mrs Aguilera was checked by several policeman but none noticed she was a woman. A police spokesperson said: “She looks and acts exactly like a man, it was impossible to see that she is a woman. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the …
Stalker’s Drug Mmart
I heard something on the news that just gave me the shivers. The Canadian Pharmacists’ Association is changing it so that people who get the morning after pill have to give the pharmacist their names, addresses, phone numbers, and details about there sexual activity before they can get it. This is apparently to make sure …
What is a blog anyway?
Well, it appears I didn’t need to eat the news reporter for breakfast in my post about blogging and the news. I saw the story and it wasn’t nearly so blog-blaming as I thought. The only person who got canned because of her blogging activity deserved it. Note to self: when blogging about my job, …
Scapegoat Fun!
I’ll admit this might be a bit premature since the news story I’m about to bash I haven’t seen yet, but the ads for it made me think this, and since I haven’t written anything in a while, my computer made a meal out of yesterday’s attempt at a post, and I’m bored right now, …
