This story about eyeball tattoos, yes, I said eyeball tattoos, is funny because of two sentences. Even tattoo shops across the metro don’t know what would propel someone to do something like this, but they say it’s unneeded legislation. Propel? Would that be compel? The use of the word propel in the context of eyeball …
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The 2008 Darwin Awards
Amazingly I haven’t had the fake ones emailed to me yet this year. Either people are starting to figure this stuff out or I’m less popular than I used to be. My money’s on option 2. Don’t forget to visitDarwinAwards.comfor a lot more of this stuff. ANNOUNCING THE 2008 DARWIN AWARD WIENERS! THE DARWIN AWARDS: …
Way, Hey, Boom, And Up She Goes
Yikes. don’t play with M-80’s. And if you’re stupid enough to do that, don’t put one between your legs and cover it with your hand to muffle the explosion.Just ask this guy.
Traumatic Insemination Indeed!
Reading this makes me very very very happy I’m not a female squid. Eek! What a way to screw. But there’s one major flaw I see in this theory. If squid always lived in the deep ocean, then why would they need to see? Shouldn’t they have evolved other ways of sensing what those who …
Do You Hear The Thunder? No, I can’t Hear Anything!
I can’t believe that it would be possible to kiss someone so hard that you ruptured their eardrum, but I guess it can happen. that would…um…suck, I guess.
Now That’s A Tough Man. A Fool, But A Tough Man
Jesus! If you need a guy to be reliable no matter what, Gilbert Genn is your man. He got repeatedly stabbed by a deer, but just pulled the beast off of him, sorta patched himself up and proceeded to a meeting that he says he absolutely couldn’t miss. Dude, go to a hospital. I’m sure …
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You Say Potato, I Say OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Listen up, all you sick bastards from the search box. I need you for something more than everyone’s amusement and ridicule right now. I’m positive that at least one of you has experience in this area, and I need whoever it is to tell me ifthe rectal misadventure described herecould have actually happened, or whether …
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You Are Here?
The other day I was going through my files trying to clean things up when I stumbled across a bunch of old search terms that I forgot I had. So since this stuff never truly ages and since there’s always new material coming in, it’s time once again to make fun of our readership and …
Tasey Crazy
Since I can’t seem to think of anything else to blog, and this made me laugh, I figured I’d post this little emailed tale of…woe? It’s more like a tale of ouch. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary …
I Know It’s Hard To Find Housing, But…
Here’s another case where I just wince. I wince, and I wonder how poor and desperate you would have to be to live in these conditions and say it was ok. Let me describe the condition of what these people were calling a home. Tenants, who paid from $250 to $750 a month, shared two …