Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
You know it’s been a rough night when your local paper startsa story about youlike this: Anderson County Sheriff’s deputies are investigating a Saturday-morning incident that left one man with something — no one is sure what — embedded in his buttocks. There are people who suspect he may have been shot, but nobody heard …
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Maverna T. Turay should never be married. I mean, if she’ll pour boiling water on her sleeping husband’s groin because she *thought* he was cheating on her, imagine if she actually knew something bad was happening.
A little while ago, I talked about the book about Mike May. Well, I finished it. Should I say I crashed through it? No. That would be too corny. Lots of books make me think, but I think this one will keep me thinking for a while. In case you haven’t guessed, it’s called Crashing …
I probably wouldn’t have written about this, except I feel this woman’s pain. I know how much it hurt when Babs bit my hand. I can’t imagine a monkey biting down on my hand, and then munching on it for up to a minute. Ouch ouch ouch! By the sounds of it, the lab has …
I should be able to take this lawsuit seriously. I mean, I can’t imagine finding out that, while I was under the knife, my doctor somehow stapled my butt shut. But I can’t. Why? Because the guy this happened to is represented by a lawyer named Emily Malarkey. by the sounds of it, she should …
This one definitely belongs in the fuck fuckity fuck fuck ouch files,but what’s even more attention grabbing than a kid getting a fish stuck in his bladder is the bullshit story of how it got there. Seriously, this excuse right here is on a whole different level than anything you’ve ever heard. While he was …
Ouch ouch ouch! that has gotta hurt. I think the main reason I’m posting this story, aside from the ouch factor, is the frequent use of the word “fart” in a serious news story. Little guy, stay in England. Don’t move to Winnipeg.
I think it’s as hard for us to resist stories about the things people will try to fuck as it is for them to resist trying to fuck them. So in that spirit, here’s the story of a 41-year-old man from Hong Cong known only as Xing. Feeling lonely, he decided to try his luck …
I can’t bring myself to read this. Can you? Tell me how it went.
Carin’s been finding a lot of stories about snakes lately, so since I never like to be outdone even though most of the time I’m too lazy to do anything about it, I figure it’s time I get in on the act. Here are a couple of snake-related mishaps I’ve come across in the last …