Serbs line up for testicle shocks Are condoms really that much of a pain? Men in Serbia are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment. Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic, who runs one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock …
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Come On Now, Play Nice
Jury Rules Against Woman in Genital Gluing I’m not sure what’s funnier here, the story, or the fact that the name of the woman involved in it is O’Toole. Irony rules.
I Have No Idea What To Call This Post
Happy Monday to everybody. I hope you’re all having a good day, and I hope you’re keeping cool if it’s hot where you are. It’s hot here, that I know for sure. Canadian weather is just fucking weird, there’s no other way to describe it. A few days ago we were treated to some beautiful …
Things The Internet Can Teach Us All
1. When the cops pull you over and ask you to get out of your car,telling them off and then badmouthing them to the person on the other end of your phone probably isn’t the wisest choice you could make. 2. If you start a website thatallows people to translate phrases into multiple languages and …
You Are Here?
That’s right, we’re doing searches again. This one’s going to be fairly quick since a lot of this stuff makes fun of itself so I don’t have to say much. Thanks, as usual, go out to the deviants and generally insane people who make this all possible. I’ll warn you ahead of time, this is …
Note To Self…
Never argue with a girlfriend and then let her tie you up as part of a sexual act. ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — A woman upset about an impending breakup with her boyfriend cut off his penis and flushed it down a toilet, police said. Utility workers recovered the severed organ, and surgeons reattached it. Kim …
That’ll Leave A Mark
This comes fromthe Reuters news service. LONDON (Reuters) – A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey …
There’s Gotta Be A Better Way
Reno, Nev. – Police received a call for help from a 50-year-old Reno man who said he couldn’t stop bleeding from a self-castration operation. Police and paramedics responded to the call and took the man to the Washoe Medical Center. According to hospital officials, the man had administered a successful castration on himself thanks to …
Another One Of Those Search Result Thingies
I thought for a while that I was going to have to mothball this bit because the weirdos and perverts that make it possible had gotten way too repetitive to make it worth my time to write it up or yours to bother reading it. But at long last, the old hit counter search request …
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Fact Or Fiction?
I just found this story while searching for material to use on the radio. I’m not using it there even though I’m sure I could have lots of fun with it so I thought I’d put it here. But as funny as this story is, I have to wonder if it’s legitimate. I’m having trouble …