Here’s one for all the people who have tried to heal me. Many times, during conversations where super-religious folk tell me I can be saved, or invite me to some kind of healing service, they ask me if a braille bible exists. Well, I’m here to say the answer is yes…if you can afford it. …
Category Archives: religion
She’s Cursed With A Stupid Husband
Oh gees. It’s bad enough when women allow themselves to be taken advantage of sexually, but when it’s the woman’s husband who falls for this, and the woman is the one violated, that just makes me completely and utterly sick. Some sick freaks decided to scare the hell out of this couple. So, they slipped …
Caffeine Bound For Your Yom Crappur
This story about jews buying caffeine suppositories to take during Yom Kippur to get around the fasting and no caffeine rule reminded me of Steve’s post about sabbath-friendly appliances. But do you need caffeine that badly that you’re willing to take it up the pooper? I guess the answer is yes, since the pharmacy even …
More On The Mosque
I’vesaid my piece on this beforeand haveagreed to disagree with Joe on it,so now let’s see what President Obama has to say aboutthe mosque near Ground Zero issue. “As a citizen, and as president, I believe that Muslims have the same right to practise their religion as anyone else in this country,” Obama said, weighing …
Gentlemen, Put Your Hands Together…In Prayer?
This story of strippers fighting back after being badgered by church members sounds like the most awesome story ever. Apparently, for a long time, Pastor Bill Dunfee and some congregants used to go down to the strip-club after church, stand in the way of people coming and going, bark things at them with bullhorns and …
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Take The Religion Off The Bus
Ok, I have started this post 3 times and deleted what I had, only to start again. Let’s hope this one sticks. Here’s the story, according to Edwin Graning, a bus driver at a transit service that picks people up in the more rural parts of wherever this story came from. He picked up two …
Big Vegan Jesus?
Wow. PETA will seize any opportunity to try and get their message out there. Now, they faxed a letter to the Solid Rock Church saying they’d rebuild thelightning-struck Jesus if they could just inscribe a message encouraging Veganism on the new statue. They wanted to put a lamb in Jesus’s arms with the message “Jesus …
Internet Explosion Jesus
Remember the demise of the jesus statue, which led to us finding out about the “Big Butter Jesus song? I guess lots of people liked that song, and have been writing new endings for it describing, well, Big Butter Jesus’s end. There’s electrostatic Jesus, which I thought was his, but upon closer inspection, it’s not …
The Biggest Father-Son Fight Ever
Here’s something the folks at the Rock Church in Monroe will be talking about for a while. Near the church, there used to stand a 62-foot, six-storey statue of Jesus…until I guess God decided to strike it down with a lightning strike. Now all that remains are some smoking ruins, and a lot of onlookers. …
Instead Of Stopping The Mosque, How About Stopping To Think
I hate to ask this question of my American friends, but are racist ignoramuses the main product you’re manufacturing down there nowadays? It’s hard not to think so what with everything going on in Arizona and nowthis. A group of protesters calling itself Stop Islamization of America gathered near the site of a proposed mosque …
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