Who gave it permission to drop to 11 degrees outside in the middle of August? I realize I shouldn’t complain since in a few short months it’s going to be -11 and I’ll be longing for mornings like this here shitty one, but still, going from 30 and air so thick you could eat it …
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I’m Feeling Very Olympic Today
So as I sit here writing this I’m watching the live feed of the Opening Ceremonies from the Beijing Olympics. I’ll be honest with you. I like to consider myself fairly knowledgeable when it comes to sports and to a lesser extent – I do think I’m at least mildly knowledgeable about my world geography….. …
Greg Gaun?
Man, between that title and thefireonything from earlier, I’m sure a few of you would like nothing better than to beat my ass so I’ll stop the horrible wordplay. Actually, I’m sure there’s a pretty solid number of you that would love a chance to beat my ass for all kinds of reasons, but that’s …
The UroClub: For When You Can’t Have A Do Over, And Don’t Want A Spill Over
I don’t know what really needs to be said about this thing, it pretty much speaks for itself. Attention Male Golfers! How many times has this happened? You arrive at the golf course, and soon you’re on to 18 holes with your best buddies. After drinking sport ades, water, beer, and whatever, you’re on the …
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>What Kind Of Ball Are They Playing?
>Wang hurts foot, A-Rod homers in Yanks’ rout of Astros Come on, you know as well as I do that there’s far too much fine innuendo going on there to just let it pass. And don’t even try telling me that whoever wrote that didn’t do it on purpose either.
Joe Knows Baseball
My good buddy Marty (who has much better taste in baseball teams thanGreg Twillydoes) clued me in to a funny note about the guy who caught Ken Griffey Jr.’s 600th home run ball. It seems the man, identified only as Joe, did some thinking ahead just in case he happened to be the person lucky …
Dear Greg Twilly, My Bestist Friend Ever
This one’s for you buddy. I figured since you were nice enough to hijack the comments under this post in a pathetic attempt to make yourself feel better about your shitty favourite baseball team, the least I could do was give you a little something in return.Mariners Fire Whiffing Coach Fuck you very much, and …
So…You’re Not A Leaf Fan?
10 Jun, Tue, 14:14:31Google:maple leafs get herpes Is that a curse? You really have a hate on for the Leafs. I know they’ve sucked a lot, but isn’t that a little harsh?
Bruce Buffer Is For Shit And Other MMA Thoughts
Informal survey time. Has there ever been a ring announcer worse than Bruce Buffer? If there has I certainly haven’t seen him, because that guy sucks in spectacular fashion. He seriously infuriates me. His wacky mumble voice drives me nuts, and his constant habit of putting the emphasis on the wrong syllables makes me want …
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Dear Richard Peddie
Before you go spending gobs of money on another soccer team, could you do me a favour and work on getting a few other things done first? Things like sorting out the Leafs’ management situation or maybe making sure that the teams you already own are the kind of teams that have at least a …