I Always Knew His Day Would Come

NHL Star Called Up To Big Leagues To Play For NFL Team Speaking of hockey, in case you’re stranded someplace and unable to watch the game, Canada is leading Slovenia 4-1 at the beginning of the 3rd. And for anybody who is watching, is the sound messed up on TSN or is there really nobody …

Did We Win?

Three synchronized swimmers made news this week by taking the synchronized part a little too far. The swimmers, who were training themselves to hold their breath for long periods of time,passed out and went under simultaneously. Unfortunately they weren’t triplets [which would have made this even more amusing] but still, I guess it’s true what …

Gold Medal Ass Clowns

What’s wrong with this statement? The national Olympic committees said others should stand up instead of athletes. “Sports should not carry the burden,” said Togay Bayatli, president of the Turkish Olympic Committee. “Our countries are doing business there. Everybody is going there,” Bayatli said, adding it was up to businessmen and politicians to take the …

For The Land Of The Flat, And The Home Of The Tone-Deaf

Holy crap, I’m writing a hockey post. No, steve didn’t hack into my account and write this one. Well, I lied, it’s not really about hockey. It’s about the caterwauling of the national anthems that came before the December 6th game between the Leafs and the Rangers. To summarize, good god it was horrible. It …

This Beats The Donzer Song Any Day

Oh my. I wish something like that could happen with our national anthem. I’m trying to think of what words someone could fuck up to make something nearly this amusing. Hmmm. Anybody got any ideas? Basically, Tony Henry, an English opera singer who spoke 0 Croatian, was askd to sing the Croatian national anthem at …