Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Here’s a story similar to that one where that shoplifter gave a false address that just happened to be the address of one of his arresting officers. This time, a drunk driver drove into a cop’s garage and then insisted he lived there. The cop, who just happened to be driving home at the time, …
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Oh boy. Remember back in January when I was all proud of myself for finding mutt mitts? Well I should have never done it, and this will be the last package of mutt mitts I ever buy. The product is fine, it’s just the bullshit surrounding it. The bags work fine, although I can’t put …
Gas station robber ran out of gas, report says About 3:30 a.m. Sunday, a man pulled a 12-inch knife on the clerk of the BP Station, 8675 Placida Road, Cape Haze, the Sheriff’s Office said. The man demanded money and fled, but a customer called 911 and followed the suspect’s white Mercury Cougar before it …
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This story about eyeball tattoos, yes, I said eyeball tattoos, is funny because of two sentences. Even tattoo shops across the metro don’t know what would propel someone to do something like this, but they say it’s unneeded legislation. Propel? Would that be compel? The use of the word propel in the context of eyeball …
It looks like some Irish police are quite embarrassed. They had charged what looked like one particularly bad Polish driver with fifty traffic offenses. This person had the name “Prawo Jazdy.” Someone wondered why this Jazdy was on the move so much, having several addresses all over Ireland. Then a smart member of the force …
Oh boy. I would have hated to have been the 92-year-old woman who came home to find a man passed out on her floor wearing a pair of her Depends. His story is that he was drunk and somehow lost his pants when he went to relieve himself in the woods. So he needed to …
Here’s a lesson for burglars. Lock your getaway vehicle, or don’t leave it running and unoccupied, or something. If you leave it running and unoccupied with the doors unlocked, your victim might steal it. Then you’ll have to drop the loot and run away empty-handed. But these guys did get away, so I guess it …
I’d always heard about the infamous “Duck and Cover” video, but I’d never seen it in its entirety. Now I have. Wow. Talk about scary and laughable at the same time. Yeah, a thin piece of cloth is going to save you from an atomic bomb. Alrighty then. Did the adults actually believe this too? …
I’ve heard of ridiculous things to argue over, but…the hours of the public library? Does that need to be fought over all day and lead to the dude punching his girlfriend and then telling her she couldn’t leave? Couldn’t you just, uh, call the library? People are weird.
I should have guessed. Remember our Goomba’s Goon? Well, he’s a mobster under the witness protection program, and they’re all mad at him because he blew his cover by beating up those customers. Crazy stuff.