This is the first time I’ve been in the paper and not looked forward to seeing it go to print. Tell me something. If you click the link to the story, do I look decent in the picture? I left the house only intending to run a couple of errands. I was not thinking about …
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The 2008 Darwin Awards
Amazingly I haven’t had the fake ones emailed to me yet this year. Either people are starting to figure this stuff out or I’m less popular than I used to be. My money’s on option 2. Don’t forget to visitDarwinAwards.comfor a lot more of this stuff. ANNOUNCING THE 2008 DARWIN AWARD WIENERS! THE DARWIN AWARDS: …
O Canada, Our…Non-inclusive Land?
This is so ridiculous that I, a person who has spent a good part of his life being obsessed with ridiculous things, can hardly believe I’m going to write about it. Erik Millett, principal of the Belleisle Elementary School in New Brunswick, decided about a year or so ago to ban the daily singing of …
You’re Pretty Cute. We Should Get Together. I’ll Bring The Handcuffs If You’re Into That. What? Don’t Bother? You Already Have Some? Uh-oh
Normally there’s nothing all that remarkable or even outstandingly stupid about somebody getting busted in one of those undercover child pornography stings, but when the somebody in question isVirginia Commonwealth University Police Chief Willie B. Fuller (which seems like the perfect name for a pervert) and he’s using the screen name hotcop2006,that pretty much changes …
Here, Kiddy Kiddy Kiddy
How did this guy get away? he can’t honestly think that sitting across from a playground and yelling on a loudspeaker for kids to come over to his truck and pet his dog would be a good way to abduct some kids. It had to have been a joke. Or was it? Hopefully he can …
Not A Good Kind Of Pole-Dancing
Man, the news is awesome today. Here’s our latest in the hahahahahahahaha you guys suck files. two prisoners were handcuffed together and they were being led somewhere. They bolted to get away…and then fell down and were pepper sprayed…and then got up, got out the door, got across the street…and then met a pole and …
The Expression I Think I Can Get You Off Doesn’t Mean That, Sir
In keeping with our ongoing efforts to help out the intellectually disadvantaged, your friends here at Vomit Comet World HQ present another helpful tip for daily living. If you own a thumb drive full of child porn, it’s best to leave that puppy at home. Do not under any circumstances bring it to court with …
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Did He Flush His Brain Down The Toilet?
Here’s a very stupid guy. If I were him, I’d give up any criminal involvement. It’s safer if he’d just live an honest life because then he won’t have to worry about getting busted. This guy was in a bathroom calling about a drug deal. yeah, the bathroom in a police station. But oh no, …
Cold Hands, Even Colder Hearts
Wow. This day is full of evil stories. Here’s a whole troop of heartless people who plotted to leave their former friend in the woods in freezing temperatures because she was suing the insurance company of one of them. They got this whole plan cooked up, supposedly inviting her to a party with them, so …
Way, Hey, Boom, And Up She Goes
Yikes. don’t play with M-80’s. And if you’re stupid enough to do that, don’t put one between your legs and cover it with your hand to muffle the explosion.Just ask this guy.