The Attendees are Deaf and Blind, The presenters Are Dumb

This sounds like a great product, but does anyone see a flaw in its promotion? Greg Stillson Highlights HumanWare’s DeafBlind Communicator That Opens Communication Lines for Deaf-Blind on Tek Talk Monday, February 2, 2009 Most agree that every person should have the opportunity to fully access the world around them and have the freedom to …

I know He Might Think the Lawyer And The Jury Were Shitheads, But…

Yuck! A long time ago, I read about a dude showing up for court in a suit, tie, and a covering of feces. Now, another dude has slathered his lawyer with his feces and heaved the rest at a juror. Because of that, there’s been a mistrial. I wonder how many of those stunts he’ll …

He thought He’d Drop In For Lunch

Hmmm. Does this belong in the food-related crimes files? Well I guess it does, but it belongs in a few categories. Alex Cupczinski had a good thing goin’ on. He would break into people’s vacation homes, eat and drink from their fridges and cupboards, take some electronics, and even wear their clothes. Then, he screwed …

And Poof! He Looks Even Worse

Here comes Jim Piculas again. Remember him? Now he’s suing school officials for defaming his good name. I think this lawsuit should be tossed out for the same reason that shallow-water-diving dimwait’s lawsuit should have been heaved. It’s his own damn fault that his name was dragged through the mud! Ok, there was the first …

Goonba’s Pizzeria

Um, eek. Just don’t go to Goomba’s Pizzeria in Daytona Beach. If you do, don’t say that they got your order wrong because the pizzeria’s owner might pistol-whip you over it. the owner looks like quite the idiot, first saying that the surveillance was off and the customer assaulted him, then when the police found …

I Dare You To Use Common Sense

How did this ever make it to court? It shouldn’t have, and it sure as shit shouldn’t have been heard in front of a jury. Why the hell did he win? Here’s a quick summary. The guy was working at some docking company, and was either dared to jump into a shallow river, or said …

This Is The Police, I Think

Wow. How could a 14-year-old boy manage to impersonate a cop for five hours? He’s lucky he didn’t get involved in anything super violent, because although he somehow got himself a full uniform, he had no bullet-proof vest, and put a newspaper in there. thankfully he didn’t have a gun either. His picture is here. …

Baby You Can Drive…Somebody’s Car

I’ve never committed fraud in my day, but if I were the type to sell cars I didn’t own to pick up some extra cash, I’m pretty sure I’d know better than to rent cars with my own credit card and sign all the fake bills of sale with my real name. Pretty sure I’d …

You Might All Be From There, But There’s Only One Real Turkey On This Plane

If Daniel Sussman Pincus isn’t namedBiggest Idiot On The Internetsomeday soon, life as we know it should cease to exist, because everything we think we know is clearly wrong. It’s bad enough to cause a disturbance on a plane by loudly complaining about the presence of “Arab-types” on board, but when you’reon a Turkish airline …