It’s Good To Be Tough, But Some Sense Would Be Nice

I hate to say this, but it sounds like Eric Morris was doomed to die young. I mean, he did everything anyone asked him to do that was crazy. “Wanna jump off a roof?” “Sure!” “How about surfing on the hood of a car?” “Vroom Vroom let’s go!” “Ok, how about drinking shots upon shots …

Want Some N Words? How About Nitwit, Or Nincompoop, Or Numbskull?

Um, do you think it’s a good idea to make a racial statement by putting a t-shirt on a white kid that has the n word on it and sending her off to her 90% non-white school without so much as having a talk with the kid about the shirt? You wanted to protect her …

Rated S For Stupid

Three things about this class-action lawsuit filed against the makers of Grand Theft auto over hidden sex scenes: The leader of the legal team who got more than the actual people who filed claims has the last name of Lesser. A woman who bought the game for her kid had no idea there was stealing …

So I Guess They Didn’t Make The Sale Then?

Marcel Perot is a smooth operator. He decided to take a truck for a test drive. The salesman came with him, as he drove to the bank. He said he needed money to buy the truck. Well, I guess he did. But when he went in the bank, he decided to get his money by …

Now His Whole Living-Room Is Cooked

Ok, this has got to go in the stupid cooking files. AT least this guy survived. Why would you keep a deep-fat fryer near your sofa? Well, Manuel Douglas now knows why this is a bad idea. I still don’t understand why police broke windows after they’d gotten him out. Maybe they thought there were …

Call Me Now For A Free Children’s Aid Investigation

Ok, here goes. I gave myself some time after I read the story before I posted, in hopes that I would be able to be a little more articulate. Apparently, that’s not happening. Every time I think about this, my brain flits around and all I get are short snippets of thought. The words “What …

Wow, What A Small Guide Dog!

Remember how I talked about how I get asked a lot if Trixie is fully trained? This usually happens after an embarrassing incident. Well, here’s a new twist on it. I’ve now heard that puppy raisers get asked when they’re walking through places with the puppy they’re raising if they’re blind! Now that one is …