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There’s a reason you’ve always heard of a getaway car and not a getaway bus. Yeah, he didn’t even steal a school bus or something. After stealing beer from a convenience store, he waited outside the store at the bus stop for the bus. Dude, I think you would have been better off using your …
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Wow. I have to hope that this was Christopher Kron’s first burglary. That has to be the reason he would ignore a really loud burglar alarm, walk towards the cameras while stealing only a bottle of booze, answer the phone, and when it was the security company, give his real name, and when he managed …
If you plan to tell the cops that you are not who they think you are, it’s best to first make sure thatyou do not have your last name tattooed on the side of your head.Do I make myself clear, Sterling F. Wolfname?
I don’t know how to feel about this story. A librarian in the small town of Ludington wrote an unflattering book about her experience in the library. She did use a pen name, but she used a picture of her town’s library on the cover. Soon enough, because people could figure out who she was …
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Wow. This woman could be outsmarted by a puppy. Let’s do a quick review. This woman, who is going by the name of “Bernann McKinney, decides to pay some scientists in Korea a bunch of bucks to clone Booger, her dead pit bull. Aside: People, name your dogs better things than Booger andPooper! Anyway, the …
Nice try, bud, but I’m relieved it didn’t work. Maybe the only reason it didn’t was his fake business card had no name. A guy came into a porn shop and demanded sex videos for free because he was a police detective and wanted to verify the ages of the participants…yeah, that’s it. It didn’t …
Yeah, let’s put our three-year-old granddaughter on the roof of the car and drive around a parking lot, only at a snail’s pace, don’t worry, to let her get some air and have some fun. No, let’s not. Does this woman forget that even a snail’s pace in a car is fast? Or should we …
Carin’s been finding a lot of stories about snakes lately, so since I never like to be outdone even though most of the time I’m too lazy to do anything about it, I figure it’s time I get in on the act. Here are a couple of snake-related mishaps I’ve come across in the last …
I just finished buying myself a copy ofOff the Leash,the latest album from the Real McKenzies, who are quickly becoming my favourite band in the world. I think you should buy it too, so here are a couple of free mp3’s to give you an idea of what you’ll be getting.The Lads Who Fought and …
Ever since I heard about geocaching in detail, I had two thoughts: “neat!” and “bad idea!” For those who don’t know, geocaching is this weird treasure hunt deal where people hide little boxes in out of the way places all over the country and then post their GPS coordinates on websites. Then people download those …