Hmm. If you’re driving your electric wheelchair and you get stuck in the train tracks and narrowly miss getting crushed by a train, and your daughter has been hit and killed by a train, wouldn’t you learn from it and stay away? Not Maurice Fox. an hour later, there he is, stuck again, needing to …
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Luny Landlord
I don’t think Richard Ott thinks like a sane person. He’s a landlord, and tenants were a couple of months behind on rent. So, at 2:30 one morning, he crashed his hummer into their home, tried to kick the door down, then yelled to the woman on the phone with 911, “Tell them it’s the …
Nice Work, Boys
I have great respect for anyone who is willing to risk life and limb on a daily basis to keep law and order in the world, but man, cops can be real shitheels sometimes. For example… A MINNEAPOLIS SWAT team busts into the home of an innocent family while trying to raid a different house, …
I Can See By the Bumps On Your Skin That You’ve Got…
Uh, yikes. Here’s one more reason to do your own research when you have a weird medical problem. A doctor himself, Robert Clark developed this weird itching. He went to every doctor under the sun, and nobody knew what it was…until finally, he found dermatologist Howard Luber, who said, “You’ve got scabies. Yup, goddamn scabies. …
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I’m Speechless
Other than to say, just kill me now. Actually if I were this man, I’d probably kill myself at this point. Well, I’d either kill myself or ask that the police jail me for my own safety since I’m clearly not fit to roam free. Man reportedly scammed out of $7K by men he met …
Another Victory For Grade 1 Science
Fragmenting Arctic ice shelf a sign of warming temperatures: scientist In related news, gravity holds things down, the sky is up there and rain contains drops of water. I’m pretty certain that Derek Mueller didn’t write that headline himself, but the way he carries on and on like he’s just discovered the cure for cancer, …
Not Always Right
I’m about to lose untold hours of my productive life. Why? Because I’ve just discoveredNotAlwaysRight.com,a site devoted entirely to employees telling stories about the retards they’re forced to interact with on a daily basis. Stories likethis onefor instance. Library | Detroit, MI, USA (At our library, the computers are all self-sign up. All you have …
Accused Bad Headline Suggester Found Guilty
I think thepoor writing in the Mercuryis starting to rub off on its readers. Thisis a letter to the editor from yesterday’s paper. Dear Editor – A large, bold headline on the front page of your July 24 edition prompts me to write this letter. “Accused baby killer was a ‘role model,’ ” it reads. …
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Guide Dog Grrr Moments
Here’s another one for the Joe Public is a total dumbass when it comes to guide dogs files. Yesterday, I was having a particularly difficult day walking. I don’t know why. Maybe it was too hot. Anyway, at one point, I stopped and pulled over to the grass to let Trixie have a wizz, because …
UR A Dumbass
To me, the saddest thing about this here story on walking and texting is that no mention is made of anyone being killed. You can’t tell me that the world wouldn’t be a lot better off without people like this guy. Despite the obvious hazards to person and pride, many mobile texters show little sign …