I just read a news report that said that since making his return to booking TNA, Vince Russo has been writing twice as much material as the previous creative team. That’s all fine and dandy, but it’s too bad that A not much of it has been very good and B nobody bothered to let …
Category Archives: that was dumb
Or Maybe People in Manitoba Don’t understand fires.
12-year-old charged with burning playmate, 11. Ooo! Let’s spray ourselves with bug spray and then light it. Sounds like great gobs of fun!
They got Sick! Real Quick!
Ok, this just pisses me off because I thought people knew better. Taken from the story in Google News A five-year-old boy needed a liver transplant after he and his family were severely poisoned by wild mushrooms they picked in Waterloo and ate for dinner last week. Ok, how did a whole family miss the …
So…
It’s early on an average Saturday morning. Outside the window, there is a quiet, sunless, breezeless yet cool and somehow sticky 17 degree day. Inside the window, there are 2 angry blind people trying to figure out how it is that with no heat on in the apartment, there could possibly be an atmosphere best …
OUCH!
Man needs surgery after sex with hedgehog. And if that’s not enough for you, feel free to have a look at theSmartKlamp male circumcision device. If anyone needs me, I’ll be trying desperately to convince my penis that I’m not crazy enough to subject it to any of this shit.
Not Da Craw, Da Craw!
Ok, I don’t know what to think about this, but hey, ya gotta be fair, right? There’s a new spin on the story about the guy with the penis pump at the airport that reminds me of an old Saturday Night Live skit where this oriental guy with a hand shaped like a claw keeps …
I’m Sure She’s Very Proud
The following is a public service announcement brought to you by the good folks at Vomit Comet. When you’re flying somewhere with your Mom and you don’t want her to know that you’re carrying your penis pump with you, there are probably better ways to hide it from her than telling security that you’ve got …
Stupid Day couldn’t be a Better Name!
Thordora came up with a good name for today. Stupid Day. It must be if a mother will let her children play in the *parking* lot and entrance of the apartment building where I live without thinking this was a bad idea or considering relocating their games to a giant park nearby. Seriously, I got …
Somebody Needs a New Brain!
I’m amazed by some of the letters to the editor I see in the newspaper. I know there are always weird letters to the editor in every paper, but at least some of them look like they were written by someone intelligent. You may not agree with the writer and think he’s kind of out …
Something Tells Me They Had the Brain Damage Part Covered Long Before This Happened
Two students found dead inside large helium balloon LUTZ, FLA. (Jun 5, 2006) Two university students were found dead inside a large, deflated helium balloon after apparently pulling it down and crawling inside it. The deaths of Jason Ackerman and Sara Rydman, both 21, appear to be accidental, Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Major Bob Schrader said. …