Truly Terrible Commercial Song Choices

Cracked tackles a subject that’s come up here a few times over the years. The 6 Most Disturbing Song Choices by Huge Ad Campaigns To give you an idea of what you’re in for, Walmart’s tribute to working people set to Rush’s Working Man is probably the least offensive thing going on here. It makes …

Dear TSA: Washington, D.C. Is Part Of America. Signed, Anyone Who Ever Went To School For A While

Remember that time when a TSA agent didn’t realize that a valid Washington, D.C. driver’s license counted as United States identification? It appears the agency would appreciate it if you did, because they’ve done it again. Gray, who lives in Washington, D.C., was flying out of Orlando International Airport when a TSA agent said Gray’s …

Here’s Your Sign…And Here’s Your Sign…And Here’s Your Sign…And Here And Here And Here And…

God, these court things take forever. I sure hope they get to my hearing soon. Man, I’m so bored. Seriously, how am I supposed to pass all this time? This sucks. Hey wait…did I bring my paint pen? …Yeah, I did! Sweet! Time to go to work! Francisco Canseco had been in court on April …

Man’s Best DD

Sometimes I’m not sure what’s worse. Is it an idiot trying to come up with a good excuse for something, or an ever so slightly resourceful idiot paying just enough attention to his surroundings trying to come up with a good excuse for something? Uh-oh. I think that cop just found the dog I left …

Why Aren’t We Putting The News Half Of Fox News In Quotes Yet?

The 43 Most Insane Fox News Moments Of All Time Not sure how you limit yourself to a mere 43, but I suppose there has to be a cutoff somewhere. There’s so much sadness and hilarity here, but if I’m going to pick just one thing to highlight it’s this clip of Bill Nye The …

You’ve Made This Capture Easy. We Like That

Seems like we haven’t had one of these in a while. Police say 26-year-old Nicholas Wig checked his profile from a home he broke into, and then he didn’t log off. It happened June 19 in South St. Paul. “World’s dumbest criminal,” the homeowner James Wood said. “I don’t know.” Wood had come home to …

What Do You Take Me For, The Kind Of Guy Who’d Sell Weed To A Cop?

No, Mr. Probation Officer Guy, of course I’m not dumb enough to bring pot into a courthouse. That would be…just…dumb! …Said Darren Shelley, the guy who was promptly discovered to be sporting 19 bags of the stuff in his left sock. I really only have one question here. How in the name of god do …