Everything about this story Amanda sent us hurts my brain a little. First, since when are you allowed to make calls using your own cell phone when you’ve been arrested? I’ll admit ignorance here because A: I’ve never been arrested and B: maybe the rules are different in Kentucky than they are in Canada. For …
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Truly Terrible Commercial Song Choices
Cracked tackles a subject that’s come up here a few times over the years. The 6 Most Disturbing Song Choices by Huge Ad Campaigns To give you an idea of what you’re in for, Walmart’s tribute to working people set to Rush’s Working Man is probably the least offensive thing going on here. It makes …
Dear TSA: Washington, D.C. Is Part Of America. Signed, Anyone Who Ever Went To School For A While
Remember that time when a TSA agent didn’t realize that a valid Washington, D.C. driver’s license counted as United States identification? It appears the agency would appreciate it if you did, because they’ve done it again. Gray, who lives in Washington, D.C., was flying out of Orlando International Airport when a TSA agent said Gray’s …
Massa-choo-shits
Today in “People do things like this in groups?”, police are looking for 4 people who are reported to have shat onto the top of a train as it passed under a bridge. Officials say they received a report from a P&W railroad conductor that on Monday, four people standing on a train bridge at …
Here’s Your Sign…And Here’s Your Sign…And Here’s Your Sign…And Here And Here And Here And…
God, these court things take forever. I sure hope they get to my hearing soon. Man, I’m so bored. Seriously, how am I supposed to pass all this time? This sucks. Hey wait…did I bring my paint pen? …Yeah, I did! Sweet! Time to go to work! Francisco Canseco had been in court on April …
Man’s Best DD
Sometimes I’m not sure what’s worse. Is it an idiot trying to come up with a good excuse for something, or an ever so slightly resourceful idiot paying just enough attention to his surroundings trying to come up with a good excuse for something? Uh-oh. I think that cop just found the dog I left …
Why Aren’t We Putting The News Half Of Fox News In Quotes Yet?
The 43 Most Insane Fox News Moments Of All Time Not sure how you limit yourself to a mere 43, but I suppose there has to be a cutoff somewhere. There’s so much sadness and hilarity here, but if I’m going to pick just one thing to highlight it’s this clip of Bill Nye The …
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You’ve Made This Capture Easy. We Like That
Seems like we haven’t had one of these in a while. Police say 26-year-old Nicholas Wig checked his profile from a home he broke into, and then he didn’t log off. It happened June 19 in South St. Paul. “World’s dumbest criminal,” the homeowner James Wood said. “I don’t know.” Wood had come home to …
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My Lips Are Sealed
Seeing as I’ve run across it a couple times myself and like 3 people have sent it to me, let’s all take a moment to pile on and laugh at the fellow who, in an attempt to take a picture to remember, found himself hopelessly trapped in a 32-ton vagina sculpture. Wait…32-ton stone vagina? I …
What Do You Take Me For, The Kind Of Guy Who’d Sell Weed To A Cop?
No, Mr. Probation Officer Guy, of course I’m not dumb enough to bring pot into a courthouse. That would be…just…dumb! …Said Darren Shelley, the guy who was promptly discovered to be sporting 19 bags of the stuff in his left sock. I really only have one question here. How in the name of god do …
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