So…I’m sure you’re wondering where the heck we’ve been, and why, when we come back to life, we’re spewing out stories about aptly named dumbasses and…gross individuals. Were we gone for an awesome vacation? Were we in a coma and don’t even realize we’ve missed almost a month? Well, if all else fails you can …
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Train In Vein
After my hospital adventures, I had a point driven home to me. My veins suuuuck! Holy crap do they suuuck! For years I had to have blood work every 3 months. I didn’t really mind, they’d poke me, take what they needed, it was all over in a second. I’d just go in there, offer …
My Gall Darn Gallbladder!
You know how the song goes? “What day is it, and in what month? This clock never seemed so alive.” That’s kind of how I feel about May. I would really like some of it back if I could so I could not spend it in hospital. Yes, hospital. Steve mentioned he was running to …
An Update On Carin And Steve
Well hello there. Here’s what may or may not turn out to be a quick update on us for the benefit of the chunk of our readers who care about such things. Carin is still in the hospital. It’s been a week now, which is way too long when you consider that she was supposed …
We’re Not Dead. We’re In Stable Condition
I’m not quite sure what day it is, but I do know it’s not Monday, the day I said I’d be back to unfuck the website. Looking back, it’s a good thing I was able to fix it on Friday, because the universe decided that my sister’s wedding and everything surrounding it wasn’t going to …
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Mike MacDonald Is Alive, Well And Still Really Damn Funny
Last night, Carin and I went to the Just for Laughs Road Show like we do every year and as always, it was great. This year’s edition featured Arthur Simeon, Cristela Alonzo and Robert Kelly with host Mike MacDonald, who I can now take off of my must see live at least once list. Seeing …
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Suck It, Time Changes!
I’m a pretty easygoing fellow most of the time, but if ever you want to get me wound up and angry, you only need to say two words. Time change. Holy fuck on a flaming pole do I hate time changes. It doesn’t matter if we’re talking about the one this weekend or the one …
Now I Want A Beavertail!
We need to fix something. Steve’s never had a beavertail! … At which point tons of people think I’m actually talking about eating a beaver’s tail. No no no. There are these fried pastry things that look like a beaver’s tail. Since I grew up near Ottawa, our family would go to Ottawa a lot, …
My Way Too Complicated Saturday
I don’t know why I’ve never put this song up, but the way yesterday went down makes it feel like a fitting soundtrack. Still I think he had a worse day than me, but I’ll continue with the story. I had to take Tansy to the vet because she’s been coughing and hacking and making …
Let’s See What This Does
So for some reason my WordPress app suddenly decided to let me sign in, which means that this post is pretty much just me making sure I can actually use it. Looking good so far. But in order not to totally waste everyone’s time, I will tell those of you around KW that you should …