Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I guess I’ll start with something easy…I want to write something else, but I’m afraid it will steal every last ounce of energy Captain Nameless Illness has generously left me. So, whatever this illness is, it’s unpredictable and mysterious and we still don’t know what it is. So I’ve been keeping logs of as many …
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So here I am, enjoying a late afternoon beer when this pops up in my RSS reader. Chugging Is Dumb I’m not gonna lie. The ability to chug a beer impresses me somewhat for one simple reason. I can’t do it. But just because you can do it doesn’t mean you should. It really is …
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For all sorts of reasons, Carin and I have been thinking a lot lately about getting rid of our house phone. We each have cell phones. We have unlimited Canadian long distance calling on them. We don’t call the States much, but if we need to we can always buy some Skype credits for cheap. …
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So…I’m sure you’re wondering where the heck we’ve been, and why, when we come back to life, we’re spewing out stories about aptly named dumbasses and…gross individuals. Were we gone for an awesome vacation? Were we in a coma and don’t even realize we’ve missed almost a month? Well, if all else fails you can …
After my hospital adventures, I had a point driven home to me. My veins suuuuck! Holy crap do they suuuck! For years I had to have blood work every 3 months. I didn’t really mind, they’d poke me, take what they needed, it was all over in a second. I’d just go in there, offer …
You know how the song goes? “What day is it, and in what month? This clock never seemed so alive.” That’s kind of how I feel about May. I would really like some of it back if I could so I could not spend it in hospital. Yes, hospital. Steve mentioned he was running to …
Well hello there. Here’s what may or may not turn out to be a quick update on us for the benefit of the chunk of our readers who care about such things. Carin is still in the hospital. It’s been a week now, which is way too long when you consider that she was supposed …
I’m not quite sure what day it is, but I do know it’s not Monday, the day I said I’d be back to unfuck the website. Looking back, it’s a good thing I was able to fix it on Friday, because the universe decided that my sister’s wedding and everything surrounding it wasn’t going to …
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Last night, Carin and I went to the Just for Laughs Road Show like we do every year and as always, it was great. This year’s edition featured Arthur Simeon, Cristela Alonzo and Robert Kelly with host Mike MacDonald, who I can now take off of my must see live at least once list. Seeing …
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I’m a pretty easygoing fellow most of the time, but if ever you want to get me wound up and angry, you only need to say two words. Time change. Holy fuck on a flaming pole do I hate time changes. It doesn’t matter if we’re talking about the one this weekend or the one …