We Needed Superman And We Got Clark Can’t

I’ve paid some attention, but in the grand scheme of life I haven’t spent a whole lot of time thinking about the Mueller report. Part of that comes with being an Ontarian and a Canadian. We’ve got our own political issues to deal with right now, as you may have noticed if you’ve been coming …

My Favourite Part Of The Raptors Parade

All that basketball stuff was pretty alright, but I wish to direct your attention to this heartwarming moment. Ontario Premier Doug Ford was greeted with a chorus of boos when he was announced to the crowd at the #raptorsparade. #onpoli #wethenorth MORE: https://t.co/76D3MRlhzU pic.twitter.com/bLXliWXeyz — Globalnews.ca (@globalnews) June 17, 2019 And it sounds even better …

And Now, Here To Perform The American National Anthem In The Key Of C-rap…

Quite possibly the worst rendition of the National Anthem of all time @Starting9 (via @T_Funds_) pic.twitter.com/rFDgyPmeZp — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) May 5, 2019 What exactly is this man doing? Yes, I know he’s attempting to sing the Star Spangled Banner at a baseball game, but what is he doing? And more importantly, why is he …

Somebody Help Me Figure Out The Ramble Tag

I need somebody to please tell me if there’s something I’m missing here, because I’m not understanding how harnessing yourself to your sighted guide rather than simply taking an elbow makes the experience of being guided any more independent or any less awkward than it is currently. Is it awkward? I’ve never had a problem …

Happy 50th Birthday, Whatever Is Left Of The Montreal Expos

This is video of the first home run hit by a Montreal Expo during a home game. In the first inning of the first major league game ever played outside of the United States (April 14th, 1969), Mack Jones crushed it into the right field seats to give the Expos a 3-0 lead. They’d go …