If You’re Happy And You Know It, Swear At A Baby

Once again, children’s toys are spouting off at the mouth. This time it’s a singing puppy named My Pal Violet that told a woman’s 4-month-old“If you’re happy and you know it, fuck with me.” LeapFrog Toys, the company responsible for the confrontational canine, says that the nice little doggy is saying “bark with me,” but …

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Here’s something chuckleworthy. A bunch of people on my Twitter list were talking about finding a new tune for the alphabet. In response, one of them gave us this. It made me chuckle because in typing lessons, we would have to write the alphabet out, and I did some typing lessons on the old apple, …

If You Had Dreams For These Kids, They Died Today.

Let’s start with a soundtrack,shall we? Ok, picture this. You’re a kid, about 12 years old. You notice a blue cube on top of a filing cabinet in a classroom. What do you think you should do? If you respond by saying nibble on it, you’re not alone, and you’re also very very dumb. It …

Lee Paige Lawsuit Shot Down, Possibly In The Leg

I’m sure to a good number of you the name Lee Paige will be a familiar one. Hey, it’s not every day that a gun safety expert shoots himself in the leg during a demonstration. Well maybe it is, but he just happened to be the one who got caught on tape doing it back …

Man Rides A Scooter Through The Snow Storm In London?

Not much to say here, got this from @MarketResearch. Most people who live anywhere near me know that London is getting smashed, crunched, hammered by snow. They’re expecting about 3 feet of the white crap before this storm is over. If you haven’t heard about it, watch this here video. Now, watch this here video …