We established long ago that it’s never good to smack your public defender around, nor is it smart to hit a juror. Here’s a new one. It is not advisable to head-butt your lawyer. The client’s lucky though. The lawyer says he’ll continue to defend him. Here’s some sweet video footage. I’m amazed at how …
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Rap Chop
W.S.G. pointed us in the direction of the Rap Chop. Somebody took that Slap Chop infomercial, autotuned it, and made it into a rap. Steve laughed so hard at it. He says the Fight Network always plays the commercial for that thing, so it was really funny for him because he’d heard the real thing …
Rearrange My Poker Face
Poker Face just won’t leave our main page. Now there’s an orchestral version! It was composed by a guy named Walt Ribeiro. This guy knows Jonathan Coulton and Weird Al. He just has to be cool! And…he arranged Poker Face into an orchestral piece. isn’t that cool enough on it’s own?
What Kind of Dawn Awaits?
Randy Cassingham linked to this video off his blog. He says it’s awesome, and others agree. He said it was an autotuned version of Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking talking about the idea of the greatness of the cosmos. You know how I love the whole autotune concept, so I thought I’d check it out. …
Genesis Explained Scientifically
Ok everyone, it’s time for some fancy religious book learnin’. Not only is thisvideoeducational and entertaining, it’s also narrated by the same voice I use when I playcomputer golf for blind people.
The S In S-bend Stands for Snake!
You know me and my need to put up snake stories. Here’s another one. I think I’d have a hard time going to the toilet after looking in it one day and seeing a snake just sittin’ there. It was such a big snake that it clogged the pipes! there’s an embedded video. check it …
Jesus Christ
If dictionaries really had pictures in them like that old saying says they do, this woman would either be found under fail or what a goddamned moron if that second one were ever to be added. Hey, at the rate they’re going with what makes the cut as a word these days, it’s not out …
That’s Not A Ramp For Scooters!
Wow. that’s some crazy drunkenness. Daniel Samplanski got so drunk that he didn’t even realize he was on the freeway! And why did he borrow his neighbour’s electric scooter? This was apparently his fifth drunk driving charge. Watch this chopped up video. Does he look pretty toasted? This brings me to a weird question. What …
Flaming Stupid
Uh, do you really think that you can protect yourself from the wildfires of California by…hanging out in your hottub? Well, you can’t, as two people from Big Tujunga Canyon found out when they tried this. They’re now critically burned and in hospital. Why is it that I keep seeing this scene from the simpsons …
Big Loo
The other day, Steve asked me about something I had never noticed. He said, in old clips about robots, why are they pronounced like ro-bits?” I had never heard them talked about like that, so he told me about an ad for something called “Big Loo” that was some silly toy that was supposed to …