Next Generation Perkins Brailler Updates

Wow. Here’s another reason why I love blogging. the other day, I talked about the Next Generation Perkins Brailler, and wondered how some features worked. Well, I got a response! Thanks to Google Alerts, a lady who works for Perkins saw my post, and answered my questions! Isn’t the internet wonderful? Here’s what she said, …

The Competition Heats Up While I Provide More Proof That Marketers Need To Die For The Good Of Humanity

I’m pretty sure I’ve got a write-in candidate foryesterday’s shittiest song contest.Seriously, watch this promotional video for Microsoft’s Professional Developers Conference and try telling me I don’t.

That’s A Good Noise!

The thing I have to say about this post is woohoo! I would like to say it as loudly as possible. Some true geniuses over at Lotus Engineering have come up with a brilliant solution to the problem of hybrid cars being silent pedestrian-pulverizers. They want to install a waterproof speaker on the outside of …

Riding The Pine…No, Make That The Steel

I think it’s as hard for us to resist stories about the things people will try to fuck as it is for them to resist trying to fuck them. So in that spirit, here’s the story of a 41-year-old man from Hong Cong known only as Xing. Feeling lonely, he decided to try his luck …

A Couple More Snake Stories

Carin’s been finding a lot of stories about snakes lately, so since I never like to be outdone even though most of the time I’m too lazy to do anything about it, I figure it’s time I get in on the act. Here are a couple of snake-related mishaps I’ve come across in the last …