Take Her Directly To Jill

Here’s a little tip for all the Sheryl A. Urzedowskis out there. When you’re asked to do a field sobriety test, it’s not a fashion show. Just walk the line once. Walking it with hands on hips 3 times is not necessary. Also not necessary is requesting to perform a gymnastics routine, although that would have been quite entertaining to watch. And your rights are not referred to as your Amanda rights. I think you were going for Miranda rights. Stop being so stupid. You’re definitely going to be put in a Patty Wagon and you’ll be taken downtown for your drunken Maggie shot.

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