Nice Bush

It can be tough getting old.  They don’t let you drive anymore.  It can be hard to get out for a walk some days.  Your punk ass grandkids never call or come to visit unless it’s Christmas or they need something. Half your friends are dead.  Nobody wants to sleep with you unless you’re rich and they need something.  Yup, it can be a pretty sad, lonesome life.  But lonesome enough to drive one to relations with his landscaping?  I’m not sure about that one.

Police said they received a call from a neighbor complaining that Berg was walking around his backyard with no clothes on. They said the neighbor took some video of Berg’s actions, which he later showed them.
After witnessing the bush incident, police said the neighbor told them he confronted Berg who, “stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized to him and then went into the house.”

Wallace Berg, 81, was charged with second-degree breach of peace and public indecency based on the video and the fact that police say he was in clear view of anyone who happened to be in the area at the time.  He was released after posting $10000 bond.  You could buy one hell of a sweet hedge with that kind of cash, I imagine.  Stratford man charged with abusing greenery

That, by the way, is how you write a headline.  Short, descriptive, to the point, includes the phrase “abusing greenery”…it’s pretty well perfect.

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