Well, it’s an emotional day. It’s the last installment for the Hallowe’en Countdown which really wasn’t a countdown since there was no particular order. And I’ll admit this is is a very anti-climactic end to the “countdown” as there have been more amusing edtions… but it’s still good and it’s still hard to be done …
Monthly Archives: October 2003
Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To Be Trick Or Treating
10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re …
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Famous People
Just read a couple things that I thought were worth mentioning. First, Vanilla Ice is 35 today. Happy birthday to him. I respect Vanilla Ice for a few reasons. For one thing, he hardly ever puts out music anymore and when he does, it doesn’t show up on radio and haunt me everywhere I go. …
What’s Your Life Rated?
Found this quiz while I was surfing around. I always thought this stuff was kind of neat so I’m sharing it cause well, I can, damnit! It’s a test to figure out what your life would be rated on the MPAA movie ratings scale. Somehow I ended up with NC-17, that’s X for people who …
Hallowe’en Countdown: Crowning The Season’s Champ… Sorta
Well, we haven’t had this in a while so here’s another installment of our Hallowe’en Countdown. Enjoy. I’ll try and get some more reading of “interest” for y’all up here tomorrow. —We’ve seen lots of oddball candy selections for this Halloween season, but not everyone is skipping over the classics. Even at the top of …
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Oops
For some reason this didn’t post the first time but maybe that was for the best since I screwed something up anyway. Here it is again, hopefully all fixed. What’s In A Name? I just read that The Gator Corporation, the people behind some of the spyware we all love so much, has decided to …
Hoe Or Hockey?
Well, with the wheel of sloth out of the way the boys over at the Edge 102 Morning Show needed to find something else to hook people on…. Well they’ve got a winner in my book. They’ve started a new phone in contest called “Hoe or Hockey?”. It’s really a pretty simple contest. While you’re …
Good Old Politics
Right now here in Canada one of the main stories making news involves a bunch of high ranking government officials taking trips on the dime of a wealthy business family named the Irvings. I know that the idea of politicians taking gifts from people and not wanting anybody to know about it is nothing new, …
Sympathy For The Devil?
I just saw on the news that a bunch of record stores that I don’t shop at due to retardedly high prices are protesting against a decision by The Rolling Stones to sell their new DVD boxed set through Best Buy and Future Shop exclusively and not include these other stores in the action. You …
Everybody Knows That The World Is Full Of Stupid People
Since I spend so much of my time here lately talking about people and how dumb some of us are, I thought it was pretty cool when I found a whole website full of examples. Feel free to click on over to The Stupid Page and have a look. Some of it is quite funny. …
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