Wow! Who knew what I’m about to describe would be so cool? Remember Super Nintendo? Remember the gun? Remember Duck Hunt? No? Damn I feel old! Well, if you do, and you’re blind, you can play Duck Hunt again, only this time it’s on your computer! Liam over at L-Works has created the computer game …
Monthly Archives: August 2007
Look Out Everyone, Now I’m Seeing A Red Mist!
I can’t speak. I’m too angry. In England, apparently, if you have “good character,” you can go ahead and clobber your wife without fear of going to jail. You can just compensate her with a few bucks because apparently the damage to your reputation is punishment enough. This guy said a red mist descended over …
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Another Great Name In The News
Charged with arson after setting her own apartment on fire last month isLori Natalie Sparks.
Help Me Understand This One
This doesn’t make any sense. Not one bit. Apparently, a 72-year-old man was assisted off a plane in a wheelchair, and then just left by the curb for 3 days. And it wasn’t just any curb, it was a curb where people come to get cabs, etc. Ok, I can see where someone could get …
As Long As You Don’t Teach Them To Kill, We’re Cool.
I always thought that teachers were supposed to be role-models. Even outside the classroom, their behaviour was somewhat scrutinized. But according to a court in Montreal, this is no longer the case. Apparently, a teacher can be a convicted killer since that has nothing to do with the subject he’s teaching, which in this case …
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Is There Anything A Lawyer Won’t Touch?
This is one of those times when the story speaks for itself and I need to add nothing, so here’s a snip. South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With ‘$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar’ Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit …
>Singin’ In The Uranium
>Residents of a small town in the Okanagan Valley have been told not to worry their pretty little heads over the state of their local water supply, because according to Marty Willfong, the district’s general manager of development services, the unacceptably high levels of Uranium found in itused to be safe until those dumbdumb poopoofaces …
Ready, Aim, Fire Hazard
Finally, there’s a good use for theUSB stress panic buttonthat you bought a couple of months ago. You can use it to calm your nerves or maybe even signal for help when you set fire to your home or office with your brand newUSB cented oil burner! Seriously, does nobody bother to think anymore?
The Stupidity Parade Marches On
Somebody, for reasons that I hope involve severe mental retardation, haspaid more than $1500for a piece of concrete with an oil stain on it that looks a little bit like the face of Jesus Christ. Speaking of Jesus Christ, that’s exactly what I said to myself when I watchedthis videoabout a Chinese grocery store that …
A Fine? Just A Fine?
Ok Carin, I’ll see yourdumbass getting shot in the eyeand raise youa guy who confessed to a murder that wasn’t actually a murder so that the cops would give him a ride home because he drank too much and ran out of money. By the way, I’d love to know who all of you think …
