You’ll never meet a more honest criminal than Christopher Chubasco Wilkins. I guess his honesty made the juror’s jobs easier.
Monthly Archives: March 2008
Believe It Or Not, Record Companies Make Mistakes
Whenever there’s a chance to rag on the utter stupidity of the music industry, I’m so there. So in that spirit, here is Blender’s list ofthe 20 biggest screw-ups in its history.I’m sure they could have stretched it out longer, but who’s got that much time? Anyway, this list is a great read. Passing on …
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Muslim Group For What?
Uh, if you want to do something more violent than protest, then you’d better change your name to something other than Muslim Group for Peace. I’m just sayin’.
By Accident?
Wow. I can’t believe that defense Barraster Craig Eberhardt managed to convince a judge that his client, Thomas James Anthony Wilson, downloaded 8000 pictures by accident, was looking at these photos to address issues of his own sexuality as a younger man, but he’s *not* a pedophile, and sending him to jail would be a …
English As She Is Spammed
I’m not sure what “fractured pidgin language” this is written in, but I think I might know where they learned it. From: akstctheworkwearstoremnsdgs@theworkwearstore.com Subject: Search of competitors Date: March 12, 2008 4:13:40 PM GMT+01:00 Good time of day. You are disturbed by the charitable company Redd Cross of Slovenia. We have the business offer for …
Stop The Bus
I really need to stop being surprised every time the people entrusted with the job of running the world manage tobungle the simplest of tasks. The Municipal Railway will not use buses from its new hybrid fleet on one line that runs through the public housing projects in San Francisco’s Hunters Point neighborhood until officials …
Trixie’s New Tricks
I tried to post this yesterday, but a flue snuck up and laid the smackdown on me. Damn Flu! I felt like sorta crap the night before, and yesterday morning, I woke up and felt like such cream of crap. I spent the day either on the couch or in my bed. Poor Trixie must …
Fire Or Flood
There was a fire at Leak and Sons Funeral Home. Oh, if only they had had a leak. Maybe they wouldn’t have had a fire.
This Can’t Possibly Be A Real News Story
You know you’ve been on the john for a long time when they describe your condition as bound to it by natural means. There are so many questions with this story. She was in the bathroom for two years, and her boyfriend knew it was a bad idea, and just brought her food and water. …
If You’re Happy And You Know It, You’re Not A Kid In The UK
Apparently, according to UNICEF, the UK has the unhappiest children. I love how everyone’s assuming they know why the kids are unhappy. Did anyone ever ask the kids? That is never stated. It’s just assumed that they have too much homework, and some of the kids’ parents can’t help them with it. How about the …
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