Boo hoo hoo! Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo! Why am I crying? Well, Craigslist changed their audio equivalent for their visual word-verf box, and it’s a. bad, and b. no longer has the bit from Jo Co’s skullcrusher mountain. Man, it’s a bitch to use now. It took me three attempts. I pity anyone with …
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Not A Very Apt Name
God Lucky Howard can’t be his natural name. Whether it is or it isn’t, it’s time for a name change since he was busted for selling cocaine near a church, and he can’t be that lucky since he’s been busted for things before.
A Trusting Soul
Would you lend your car to a man you had only known for a month who you met through your son who is now in jail and you didn’t know his name, you only knew him as Weasel? If so, you’re stupid. Good luck getting your car back.
Don’t Open That Wide!
Oh boy, here comes Wesley Meyers into the ranks of the horrible dentists files. How in hell do you drop not 1, but 2 tools down the same patient’s throat? How big was this poor old guy’s throat? After it happened once, wouldn’t you be way more careful? Why did the old guy still go …
It’s A Storm For Sure!
Uh, how about waiting until you offend some folks with epilepsy before changing the term for having a meeting from brainstorm to thought shower, because now, you’ve offended them. Yeah, political correctness is nuts.
Learn, Don’t Sue!
You know what? If the police hadn’t awakened Troy Molde to tell him that his front door was unlocked, and his back door and garage were open, he would have sued them for not telling him until his house was invaded and maybe one of the kids he had in his care was injured. He …
>I’m Getting Mixed Messages From The Name
>Oh my god. First we heard of guys named Lynn, then there was that woman named Kyle, and now I’ve met a guy named Gail! Guy? Gail? Yup! On a couple of lists I was on, I’d keep seeing emails from “Gail the U.S. male”. For a while, I didn’t check the spelling of male, …
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Goodbye George
I’m sure many of you have heard by now that George Carlin, arguably the greatest comic of all time, died yesterday at age 71. Right from the day that one of my friends snuck me a copy of the A Place for My Stuff album when I was 10 years old, Carlin became one of …
Seatbelts and Dogs?
There was something else I heard in the dog first-aid course that made me think seriously. Well, it was a combination of what the instructor said, and what Jill wrote about what happens if you ride around in your car sans seatbelt. Corinna showed me this seatbelt she has for her dogs. Apparently, it doubles …
The Dog First-Aid course
I honestly don’t know why this post is taking me so long to write. I started writing it a few weeks ago, only got a couple of lines in and then my computer took a poop, taking it down with it. So here I go again. Remember when I said I was going to take …
